I've got some Andy McNab dross I'm trying to read at the moment "Crossfire" it's called
It's kinda hard work to read

No pictures
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:31, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Kuzneski's characters are a cross between James Bond and Bruce Wayne
and like I said, the dialogue is sharp and funny. And tehy do a lot of treasure finding.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:34, Reply)

SOUNDS FUCKIN AWESOME

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:37, Reply)

It really fucking is.
He's my favourite author. And he said on facebook that I was the queen of puns.
/internet points
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:40, Reply)

what's wrong with Conan O'Brian's face?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:44, Reply)

It looks like he ran into a wall.
See also, Eric Stolz.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:45, Reply)

If I may be so bold to interject
My favourite author is William S Burroughs. He's not on Facebook.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:45, Reply)

Is he the Naked Lunch guy?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:47, Reply)

yes.
That's my favourite novel as well.

He's not to everyone's taste though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:48, Reply)

novel wankmag
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:50, Reply)

if you wank to Naked Lunch then you're weirder than I thought.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:51, Reply)

You really don't get strikethroughs do you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:55, Reply)

your strikethrough
Would mean that Naked Lunch is my favourite wankmag. Hence me saying that if you were to become aroused by it to the extent that you had to masturbate, then you would be weird.

I'm not sure you understand how pronouns work.

So you consider Naked Lunch to be wankable then? Interesting.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:04, Reply)

Yawns
You really are WTN

You should try adding CHEERS onto the end of it
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:06, Reply)

is it the bit where the teenage boy gets hanged by his girlfriend and she catches his come in her mouth as he dies?
You sick fuck.

Last Exit to Brooklyn I could understand, we've all hard a hard on from reading that, but Naked Lunch?

Fucking weird.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:08, Reply)

+ CHEERS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:10, Reply)

It is that bit, isn't it?
I knew it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:12, Reply)

If you forget the steam punk thing its the same answer
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1867647
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:15, Reply)

You mention books in the thread subject.
Naked Lunch is a book. You referred to it 'jocularly' as a 'wankmag'. I pointed out the silliness of this.

So if the subject of books is 'one nobody cares about', why did you, the OP, in the subject of the thread, mention books? Several other posters here are discussing books. Maybe they are actually discussing something totally unconnected to the thread.

Who knows? I'm pretty sure you don't.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:18, Reply)

Calm down dear.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:22, Reply)

I'm perfectly calm.
Just faintly amused.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:23, Reply)

+ CHEERS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:23, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1870670
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:23, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1870771
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:24, Reply)

+ CHEERS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:25, Reply)

Overrated.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:51, Reply)

I disagree

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:52, Reply)

Each to their own.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:52, Reply)

Don't start the whole 'Steinbeck' thing again

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:53, Reply)

Was there a Steinbeck thing?
I've been to his home town, you know. Salinas, California. And there's a little Steinbeck museum there. Oh yes.

I liked it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:56, Reply)

Pervert.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:59, Reply)

Look - a man needs a hobby.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:00, Reply)

When I started reading for pleasure, at about 18 or soo, I was into army books like McNab, Ryan and a load of one-off real-life types.
Haven't read an army book in many many moons, but I used to like them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:34, Reply)

When I was at school there was a guy joined the boarding house who was well into Sven Hassell (sp?)
Ever read any of those?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:36, Reply)

Nah', doesn't ring a bell, we're talking just under decade since I read anything like that though, I was only into them for a couple of years.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:46, Reply)