The older and skinter I get, the less I approve of them.
We let Valentine's Day pass without a nod, we only do xmas presents for the grandkids (and each other in the January sales), and I don't qualify for Mother's Day cards.

If I don't send my mum a card though, there'll be hell to pay.

Alt: I had a foot massage once. It was rather awesome. If I was one of these 'woman about town' types, I'd have one every week.

AltAlt: haven't got one, and I'm not using anyone else's.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:06, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

we have "urban chill" people come round the office to do massages sometimes, neck and shoulder i think
i've never taken them up on it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:08, Reply)

we have a treatment room, with a masseur every weds and Chiropodist every friday
£27 for an hour massage
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:09, Reply)

We have a German woman come in to smash up yer back
She's a hundred years old, never bothered
( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:11, Reply)

Do you get an oily wank as part of that?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:12, Reply)

no, that's what interns are for

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Fuckin' 'ell.
Is this what people do in the world of work these days? No wonder they don't want to let a pleb like me join their little gang.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:37, Reply)