Coca cola is foul with spirits.
I prefer my spirits neat, no ice, no water. People who ask if I want ice in my cognac are savages who should be burnt alive.

Alt: I made my daughter a fucking great pirate hat last year. I was well pleased with it - so was she, she wanted to wear it out to a museum. I'd quite like an afghan coat, smelly old hippy wanker that I am. Or a leather Troop tracksuit (not really you knobs). Actually final answer: jackboots.

Altalt: My ex's name or the word 'creditors' lolololol
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:23, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You posted a picture of your daughter dressed as a pirate.
She looked like Abu Hamza going on Stars in Their Eyes as Gabrielle.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Ha ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Dreams CAN come true

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:28, Reply)

see, if I don't mix, all I can taste is the alcohol, no matter what the spirit
it might as well be TCP.

alt:make me one! Jack boots you can get from army surplus shops V reasonably.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:28, Reply)

I was in my mate's pub and a guy comes up to the bar
"Brandy please" he asks. "But it's got to be in one of the special glasses. A brandy glass, have you got them? Lots of places don't, make sure it goes into the right glass."

"Some ice too please."

:(
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:30, Reply)

keyword: SPASTIC

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Poor guy, imagine being that wrong about things, his life must be awful

( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:32, Reply)