A documentary I'm planning to make: Death of a B3tan.
Not sure which one yet.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:12, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You should do a poll.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Done
Which one of you should I kill?














( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:24, Reply)

I voted for Frank, he's a cunt

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Alright which of you cunts voted for me
I'm a harmless figure of fun FFS, kill me and you'll need Piston back
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:27, Reply)

You appear to have left Rory off your list.
And the Jolly Stunned Giant.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)

I can't bothered with editing it now.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)

I also forgot wonkygutsfoodwrong.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Dozer needs more votes

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)

*wipes brow*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:44, Reply)

*wipes arse*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:46, Reply)

*thanks*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:57, Reply)

We must not be on his radar
voting's going well though
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Seriously
WHO THE FUCK VOTED FOR ME

I'LL HAVE YA
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:48, Reply)

I did, because I knew you'd have a stroppy fit about it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Next time you step off at Norwich station sunshine
NEXT FACKING TIME
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:06, Reply)

:(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:51, Reply)

what about me?
it's this sort of exclusion that makes off topic so inhospitable
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:57, Reply)

*excluded high-fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Who voted for B3th?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)

I'm committing suicide on September the 21st.
I'm going to get a really long rope, tie one end to a tree, put the other end round my neck, get in the car and floor the accelerator. Divorcing one's head is this year's wrist slitting.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Any chance you can bring it forward by seven months?
Or just say you did, then you can watch this thread become your obituary column
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:18, Reply)

CLICK CLICK CLICK

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:19, Reply)

soz, I've already sold the TV rights.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:20, Reply)

You could singlehandedly revive the 80s craze for slo-mo recreations of accidents involving crash test dummies flying through windscreens

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:21, Reply)

it won't get the blood spatter right.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:23, Reply)

I'll volunteer if you like.
You could probably get it finished by the end of the summer.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:17, Reply)