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So it turns out the worst thing about giving up meatis justifying it to various cunts who're convinced they know better than I do what I want and what's good for me and what's right.
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That's the worst thing about renting a flat, buying a mattress and choosing a TV as well.(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:40, Reply)
^ still desperately trying to start some MATTRESS CHAT(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:42,
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BOO-YAAAHHH TAKE *THAT*, CHEAP MATTRESSES!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:43,
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It's such a shame Nakkers has hardly been on today.I was hoping he'd hate on me because I spent less than £400 on it.
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There's always next week! Mattress chat will never go out of fashion.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:47,
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I might save it all up for the 12th March.That's Mattress delivery day, or M-Day as it will forever be known.
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*Makes note in diary*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:51,
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I'll tell you something surprisingI've had less abuse from you lot than from my actual friends. I had to tell my boss that he was "WTN" earlier. He was nonplussed.
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You don't exactly live in the most cosmopolitan, forward thinking and tolerant part of the country though do you?(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:47, Reply)
I would set about defending my adopted city with unstinting fervourbut you've been here, so there's no point.
My boss doesn't even have that excuse though. He's from Southampton. A harbour of class and understanding if e'er there was one.
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It's in the bottom three places I've ever been.And I've been to Crewe. And Pompey *shudders*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:54,
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Ooh, listsI love lists. My bottom three would have to be Stoke, Manchester and Derby (obviously).
Portsmouth wasn't that bad but I was only there waiting for a ferry in order to skip the country.
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Ugliest building in human historyPeope study it for architecture degrees as an example of what not to do
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:18,
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That just makes me want to go thereWell OK, maybe just look at a picture
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When I'm invited.And when I've had the necessary innoculations obv.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:59,
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I'm not sure this old ticker of mine could stand up to that level of excitement.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:02,
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Everyone should come to London on the 31st of May/1st of June for THEOBASH
I'm just saying
It'll be the best experience of anyone's life
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:07,
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Good job London's basically just three streets and one pubor we'd never find you
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:( I dunno much about LondonI've only spent 2 days there in the last 25 years
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:17,
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It's just a big bit in the middle and then a lot of bits on the outside that's filled with nothing right?(
Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:19,
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yeah, I live in a yurt in The Nothing(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:23,
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not nothing nothingbut like, houses, and nothing going on, just endless suburbs and people wishing they lived in the fun middle bits
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:25,
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sounds about right, that's where I live.Boyce lives in Ponce Central.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:26,
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cor you even have fancy names for places over theremy place is just in 'cork 'city' centre'
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:27,
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ooh mister boyce be gentle with us poor country folkthe bright lights and english ways might confuse us
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:18,
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I'll dazzle you with a fraudulent card trick and steal your horse.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:20,
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we're coming across in the metal sky beastthen we'll be travelling under the earth in steel worms
your city sure is funny mister
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:21,
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I know I'm setting myself up for a colossal "you fucking twat" herebut if this is a real thing I might actually go
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Hah well me and a mate are coming over to see MARK KNOPFLER play on the 30th and are staying until the 2nd to see things and drink in places and I dunno, get lost and confused and cry and stuffso there should be some drinks in places or sutin. BUT I DUNNO cos I'm like a foreigner innit
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:30,
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Hang on, you're bringing a mate over and considering introducing him to b3tans?
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He's already been on here just didn't post much says he found it a bit dullMainly on talk though, you lot might be a bit huggy and nice and that
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:37,
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I came for the chicksIt's been a big dissapointment so far
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:43,
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Really?I consider this place to house the biggest tits I have ever encountered.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:46,
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*plays jaunty trombone music**monty dances off stage waggling his boater*
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:49,
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Have a quick look at my profile pageand tell me where the term "cool kids" becomes applicable
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When you got a bird? Is that it?If you had a steak that could be TWO women
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:55,
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I mean I'm not getting any ladies on my meat fuelled dietMaybe switching to only chips and beer will help
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:08,
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the worst bit about you giving up meatis your compulsive need to bang on about it shirley.
just eat what you eat and shut up about it and people will be less likely to think all veggies are cunts.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:58,
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ooh have you two chutneys had a tiff or something?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:05,
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