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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm going to try to have this week off the booze.
I was at work at 7:15 this morning and by the time I get out of here I shall be fucking parched so this is a doomed plan from the start.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:35, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
It sounds rubbish.
Count me out.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:35, Reply)
I've just found a can of beer in my bag.
Ah well it was a nice idea
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Sounds a bit... alkie

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:51, Reply)
feels a little like that as well

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Depends. ..is the beer over 6%?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Nah it's Grolsch. Kids' beer.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Pity it's a can
If it was bottled you'd have a lovely decoration for your boot.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Oh, the "accidentally found a beer in my bag" excuse

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:51, Reply)
textbook Scarping

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Wouldn't that be
"I accidentally found my cock almost fits in my arse " ?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:59, Reply)
drinky hand gesture

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:00, Reply)
I woke up on Sunday morning at 3am to hear Stunned pissing in the corner of our hotel room. fast asleep.
next thing I know it's 8am, I'm fully clothed and cradling a bottle of cognac. You 'do the math' as they say.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:07, Reply)
That man is a liability.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:09, Reply)
I'd be livid.
Remind me never to share a room with him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:12, Reply)
the snoring was worse

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:15, Reply)
What about the spooning?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:18, Reply)
that was fine

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:23, Reply)

week afternoon
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:38, Reply)
I might have some wine this evening
otherwise by the time the date rolls around I'll be in the early stages of alcohol withdrawal and that might not make a terribly good impression.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)

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