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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I just took an old mattress to the dump
I am man
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:36, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I might have a dump on an old mattress* later


*your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Have you set a location for Thursdays mini bash?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:39, Reply)
I did say I can't make Thursday. So sort it out yourselves.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:41, Reply)
So what day are we doing?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Are you having a mini bas with Battered?
You do realise how tragic that is right?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Not as tragic as neither of us being invited :'(

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:44, Reply)
You're welcome to jump on a train and head down to London to join us.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:45, Reply)
+ in front of
and head down to London
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:48, Reply)
I AM LOVELY IN REAL LIFE

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:49, Reply)
I'M NOT A BENT SPASTIC IRL

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Liar.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:51, Reply)
This is yet to be proved.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:52, Reply)
+JUST

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:54, Reply)
I would, but pay day is not until Thursday and moneys too tight to mention.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:48, Reply)
Ooh it's pay day today!
Unfortunately my wallet is at the post office waiting for me to pick it up
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Let me guess you accidentally posted it in a letterbox.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Hahahah
No left it at my parents and didn't hear the postman this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Alright Mick Hucknall.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:50, Reply)
I'm sure the other half and I will be down in the next few months I'll let you guys know.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Oh yeah! I can't wait to meet her.
I'm saving up used fivers to poke into her knickers.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:53, Reply)
I can't wait to meet your child to LOL murder.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:59, Reply)
Please do.
It's probably 3 or 4 years since I last saw you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:58, Reply)
You're invited as well

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:45, Reply)
No he fucking isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:45, Reply)
I'm sensing some tension here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Battered has to stand on a little stool to be able to see that.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Oh cool, where are you meeting?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:47, Reply)
I dunno, there was some chat, I threw my hat into the ring

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:49, Reply)
I keep hitting refresh but I haven't received a gaz from you yet giving me details.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:54, Reply)
I can do tomorrow. Don't know about the rest.
Edit: Stunned said Thurs was best for him. Monty said he was up for a beer but didn't specify if any days were better or worse than others.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:43, Reply)
Are you sure you didn't just shit on your bed?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:38, Reply)
not with these stay dry nappies

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:39, Reply)
Your poor mum

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:38, Reply)
I'll have you know she makes so much money much she gets paid by the HOUR
Like a lawyer
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Well they both get paid for sucking I guess.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:43, Reply)
Why not donate it to someone who needs a mattress?
Why throw it away, you are destroying the planet. I HATE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Get about from my mattress!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:41, Reply)
you know what nakkers,
my heart isn't in this today.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:42, Reply)
It's the miserable grey weather, gets you down
Still BST starts soon \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:43, Reply)
i don't know why you are cheering time.
Old Man.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:45, Reply)
I live the longer evenings is all, and I'm not as old as some of these grinners

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Oi
:(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:48, Reply)
so you're a vampire?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:49, Reply)
this always makes me smile.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:43, Reply)
I missed the start of this and now I don't understand it at all.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Me neither, but I've done what I do when I don't understand something
And I've made up a back story in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:46, Reply)
Tell me your back story, Nakers.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:47, Reply)
I imagine it comes from a story of a naked straggly old man who lives by an from some public bins
At some point he felt another tramp/some pesky teenagers/an urban fox strayed into his territory and he shouted at them 'get about from my bins!'
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:54, Reply)
I also missed teh start of it.
but I jumped happily onto the back of the meme wagon, and embraced it wholeheartedly.

and, like I said, it always makes me chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:48, Reply)
old mattresses are worth like £20 for recycling.
But it's not worth carting them around so they all just get dumped
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:42, Reply)
The dump is 10 mins away, I reckon they recycle them anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:43, Reply)
I don't think they do
I think they burn them, or possibly landfill them. Where is your dump?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:48, Reply)
personal question that.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Richmond, Kew. I'm gonna be honest I don't care if they burn it
I'm currently sitting in the car with the engine on to keep my feet warm while I get some fresh air from the open window
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Good effort.
I think they burn most of Londons waste. THere are two big incinerators on teh north circular and there are plans for another one at Brent Cross.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:58, Reply)

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