meh, northerners.
Wilfbot^tm 2000 would be steam powered, naturally, made of wood and brass and using valves in place of transistors. It would exude a comforting, old-world aura of quality and reliability and probably smell of pipe smoke.

I think it should probably have a beard, as research has shown that men with beards are perceived and more trustworthy, perhaps a neatly trimmed Vandyke. A self raising bowler hat might be a nice feature, along with a lexicon of simple phrases recorded on wax cylinder. I think an encyclopaedic understanding of the rules of cricket whould also be useful.

It's entire job would be to be thoroughly British(English)in the traditional sense of the word, at first glance this might seem superfluous, but I reckon it could replace the entire diplomatic service and probably the royal family in one fell swoop. Frankly I think the government should be composed of Wilfbot^tm's
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:55, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

excellent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Thank you Ape, you approval means more than anyone else's

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Oh you two-faced fucking shitcow
I retract my click
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:02, Reply)

I'm withholding mine too.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:05, Reply)

popular page bitches!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:11, Reply)

I like 6SN7 for line stages and triode strapped EL34's in push-pull
/ac, surprisingly
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:11, Reply)