This is 2013
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-21590182
The fucking shittest robot I've ever seen right here.

I suppose I shouldn't expect much from Salford. Still I'd expect better than a taller buck rodgers piece of crap like this.

If you could design a robot what blah blah
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:08, 67 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

It's no Metal Mickey thats for sure

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:15, Reply)

I would design a robot that is capable of knocking up a girl on a first date and then marrying her
Because I think Battered should take things easy in his old age.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:18, Reply)

this'll end well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:20, Reply)

He's already de invited me from LONDONB3SH4!!!!!111!!!!
What else can he do?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:23, Reply)

I would design it to destroy, destroy, DESTROY

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:20, Reply)

I'd design a fleshlight that walks around on slightly crippled legs and has an animatronic face that cries when you fuck it

( Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:24, Reply)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
*breathes*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:31, Reply)

That is certainly a shit robot.
But then again, who else would spend their time running about looking after helpless old people?

So, after careful consideration, and reading both your thread and swipe's, I have decided to throw my hat in with this one. Mostly because it was at the top of the page.

Your thread will now die on its arse. Sorry, and all that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:24, Reply)

I am getting to used to the Swipe/Chompy double threads
I will maintain neutrality and post in both
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Yeah, I'm now hedging my bets.
Mostly because they're both dull.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Stomp em both then Beff

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Just what we need!!!! A b3th thread!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:44, Reply)

I'm not sure if I have ever seen a b3th thread

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:47, Reply)

It'd certainly be an improvement on the staff who care for my mate's dad
just what you need when you have severe dementia, someone whose second language is Grunt.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:27, Reply)

r
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Seeing as I live in salford
I would just modify this robot to break it gently to my next door neighbour that his car sunroof has been open since December
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:31, Reply)

car sunroof fishtank
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:31, Reply)

I used to live in Salford Quays
a little oasis of civilisation among the neanderthals
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:00, Reply)

meh, northerners.
Wilfbot^tm 2000 would be steam powered, naturally, made of wood and brass and using valves in place of transistors. It would exude a comforting, old-world aura of quality and reliability and probably smell of pipe smoke.

I think it should probably have a beard, as research has shown that men with beards are perceived and more trustworthy, perhaps a neatly trimmed Vandyke. A self raising bowler hat might be a nice feature, along with a lexicon of simple phrases recorded on wax cylinder. I think an encyclopaedic understanding of the rules of cricket whould also be useful.

It's entire job would be to be thoroughly British(English)in the traditional sense of the word, at first glance this might seem superfluous, but I reckon it could replace the entire diplomatic service and probably the royal family in one fell swoop. Frankly I think the government should be composed of Wilfbot^tm's
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)

excellent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Thank you Ape, you approval means more than anyone else's

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Oh you two-faced fucking shitcow
I retract my click
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:02, Reply)

I'm withholding mine too.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:05, Reply)

popular page bitches!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:11, Reply)

I like 6SN7 for line stages and triode strapped EL34's in push-pull
/ac, surprisingly
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:11, Reply)

Hey Psychochomp,
I don't feel you really put your heart and soul in to this thread, therefore, I'm not going to make an effort with my answer. In fact, I'm just going to type Boat LoL a few times.

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( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:59, Reply)

the thread is what you make of it.
You make it shit.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:04, Reply)

That's not very nice.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:08, Reply)

I for one welcome out new robozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Peej, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:03, Reply)

What a crock of shit, it's just a bunch of pre-existing libraries, there's next to no work there that he's done himself beyond installing some software and combining it.
And on the hardware side, it looks like it was salvaged from an old school desk.

It's collage-level work at best.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:04, Reply)

I'd make an electronic sex gorilla that dispenses bacon

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Woah, one way ticket to Waqqistan for Frank

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:07, Reply)

go shit down your one way ticket

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:10, Reply)

WINNAR!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:08, Reply)

I'd make my very own Caprica Six

( Peej, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Setting your sights low there, PJ. She's the worst one.
I'd rather poke the one that was in Quantum Leap.
( Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Scott Bakula?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:12, Reply)

No, the other one.

( Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)

Dean Stockwell?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:17, Reply)

piss

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Dean Stockwell?
Can't say I blame you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:17, Reply)

worst best

3 is hot but too old, Don't fancy 8, Ellen is old and gross, Tory is indeed hot but she did something I won't forgive her for, 1, 2, 4, 5 and the rest of the Final 5 are too male and 7 was male but never shown so I don't know if I fancy him or not.
( Peej, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Grace Park.
is the best. She has a lovely bottom.
( Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:21, Reply)

Sorry, I don't fancy 8

( Peej, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:28, Reply)

That's ok, I expect you're probably a poof or something.
I hear that's allowed, nowadays.
( Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:29, Reply)

If thinking this


is hot makes me a poof then so fucking be it
( Peej, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:31, Reply)

All I'm saying, and I'm right, is that Grace Park is more attractive.
Soz mate, didn't mean to get you cross :(
( Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:35, Reply)

8 is attractive
but 6 would go ATM
( Peej, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Fucking hell man
You can't go doling out spoilers like that, even if I do agree with you.

Also being in Supernatural is hardly unforgivable, Tricia Helfer did it too.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:24, Reply)

BRUCE WILLIS IS REALLY DEAD FROM WHEN THE GUY SHOT HIM!
KEVIN SPACY IS KEYSER SOZE
( Peej, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:29, Reply)

I wish I'd thought of this first

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:12, Reply)