like being the first person to be buried in a new graveyard?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:25, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Oh no, I'd be fine with that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:25, Reply)

hahahahaha
i heard that it was because the devil will take the first soul buried there. so i googled it.

death.findyourfate.com/superstitions-graves.html

this claims that being the first to be buried there is "unlucky". you're fucking DEAD. how much more unlucky can you get?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:28, Reply)

You could be Asian.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:37, Reply)

or muslim and end up with 42 virgins from on here
*shudders*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:38, Reply)

no greggs hat chat bebbeh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Thta'd be like an eternal version of bursting the foil seal on your coffee jar

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:27, Reply)

are you talking about anal sex?
because it sounds like you are talking about anal sex.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:28, Reply)

*stores euphemism for later use*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:31, Reply)