You all know I'm afraid of moths and butterflies
but that also extends to all manner of flying insects. Even the tiny little wee ones. I'm pathetic.

I don't walk on clusters of three drains, despite drains being utterly incapable of affecting my fortune.

alt: drink until i pass out

atalt: ballbag
( Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:39, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

what about greenfly?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:40, Reply)

ok, I'm not THAT pathetic.

( Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:45, Reply)

what about waking up to find 100 greenflies all crawling on your face and stuck in your beard?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:47, Reply)

+ anal

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:49, Reply)

oh man, those anal greenfly are so delightfully itchy

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:50, Reply)

After that, I'd probably find them scary.

( Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:52, Reply)

I know someone who woke up with a MASSIVE cockroach on his face...he screamed like a little girl

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:53, Reply)

strikethrough roach
lulz
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:54, Reply)

i knew someone who when at the school before the one we were at woke up because a strange boy was pushing his penis in the chaps ear.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:56, Reply)

I am also aware of this story
it wasnt a school in essex was it?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:57, Reply)

Nah, prep school in Oxford. The victim moved onto the same public school as me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:59, Reply)

why did you do that?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:57, Reply)

if you had a penis you've put it in all sorts of things

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:59, Reply)