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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I like to get right up close first
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:24,
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13 years ago)
If you get too close they can't see the lights anyway
Bet you drive an Audi, they're all cunts
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:26,
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bmw is the worst
if you ever have a dick right up your arse it'll be a bmw
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:28,
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You've had a Black Man's Willy in your bum?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:28,
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sorry, i was thinking of your wife
or was it your mum?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:29,
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nah she reads the Daily Mail so she's not into that inter-racial shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:31,
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Used to be BMWs
now Audis, or reps in VW Passat diesel estates who all drive at 100+
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:30,
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do they scare you :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:31,
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Not on an empty motorway in good weather, no.
they can run interference for me.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:40,
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nope
Mazda innit, calssic arsehole car
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:28,
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