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Too fucking late now.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:32,
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I keep waking up at 5am for no reason
Very annoying
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:32,
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Barry kitchen lol
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:33,
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haha
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:38,
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Yes. Particularly when I've been up on average of twice in the night already due to the baby and my bladder.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:34,
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Oh man you want to get her to sleep through, it's much better
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:35,
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She does 99% of the time. Just woke up last night.
My bladder unfortunately wakes up every night.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:39,
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Oh dear
Finger up the bum time for you, I think
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:39,
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middle of the night mind piss
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:40,
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mind
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:41,
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Age innit. That and cider.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:40,
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How old are you?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:41,
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40 this year.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:42,
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you hope...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:43,
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goatse ahoy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:43,
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Nice
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:43,
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[after being strip-searched]
Fenster: Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight.
Hockney: Is it Friday already?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:45,
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Have you had your prostate checked?
A man off your age and lifestyle is ripe for a fingering
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:40,
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I reckon I'm coming up for the bum poking era
I have to go the moment I wake up. Very annoying.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:42,
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For a piss or a bum poke?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:43,
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bum poke
I'm like a bitch in heat every single morning.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:46,
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*lipsticks*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:47,
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That's alright i always need a pee when i get up
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:43,
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The b3ta mods will do it for you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:43,
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PSA test first...no need for a finger up the shitpipe just yet
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:45,
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shhhh, don't tell him that!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:46,
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