The thing is, they don't really realise how much hard work it is being a 'nice guy'.
You got to listen to their WAH WAH WAH and then by the time you work out all the time you've spent taking them out shopping for clothes, watching their shitty little films, times that by minimum wage 'cus its all like a job. Then paying for their meals'n'shit.... and they STILL don't put out even though they owe you. THEN you realise that you had might as well have bungged all that to the local hooker and you'd be waay better off. AND, and, you click 'like' on their eSomething cards on facebook all the time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:20, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

You should just TAKE the sex you want.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Morning Chompy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)

I prefer to I like to passively aggressivly guilt trip them into it after lowering their self esteem to sufficeintly levels.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)

How well does that work?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Good plan. I like it.
Wait until they have no self worth and when you shout at them they cry and piss the knickers and stand there shivering in their pissy knickers.

Then BAM, straight up the shitpipe.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Oh nonononono, you don't shout at them at all, that requires far too much passion.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)