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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fucking hell, I had my year end review over lunch and went to teh SHITTEST cafe ever
they couldn't even melt the mozzarella in my panino :(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:56, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
you want to get yourself down Ed's.
popped collar rugby shirts and boating shoes all the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)
i have a lovely pair of blue and red Chatam boat shoes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:00, Reply)
BOAT LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:05, Reply)
stay A BOAT from my shoes

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:07, Reply)
gonna need to give them a polish, they've been languishing in the cupboard since september

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:11, Reply)
It wasn't mozzarella in yours

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)
what was it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:03, Reply)
i read that as piano

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Great, now i have "I am the music man, I come from far away and I can play"
"what can you play"
" I play the piano, pia, pia, piano, piano, piano"

stuck in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:02, Reply)
well thanks for sharing, quim munch

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:03, Reply)
" I play the Trombone, rusty, rusty, Trombone, Trombone"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:04, Reply)
When I was little, we'd get to the point where he plays the picolo
but we would sing 'Pick your nose'. LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:06, Reply)
kids should be given more staurday night tv slots

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:07, Reply)
MINI POPS!
AKA Kiddiestare
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Afternoon Bartleby

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:13, Reply)
like the christmas carol "most highly flavoured gravy" and "hosannah supports chelsea"
oh the LOLs
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:09, Reply)
Whilst shepherds washed their socks by night AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Good one, 7 year olds.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:15, Reply)

s c
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:16, Reply)
exactly this
monty is clearly from a more innocent age
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:16, Reply)
I'm pretty sure he mentioned in a "Just William" story

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:17, Reply)
i fucking love the william books
richmal crompton had the most amazing command of language.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:20, Reply)
They were brilliant, he always had such adventures

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:22, Reply)
i love the descriptions
and the way ginger says everything "bitterly".

she had a fucking sad life though.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:27, Reply)
You know what, my childhood was exactly like fucking Swallows and Amazons or the famous 5 etc.
Breaks my heart to think how differently my daughter will grow up.

Honestly it's really fucking depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:32, Reply)
the world is a much shittier place these days
on the plus side, she won't know that. so she'll be just as happy because she won't know any different.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:33, Reply)
Careful Nakers, say you went to the wrong place and you'll get lynched
les gastronomiques are out for blood today.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)
have you ever been here before?
Snobbery is our basic currency you awful mouth wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:01, Reply)
I thought it was nice and I don't care what those awful bullies say.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:02, Reply)
looking at their menu it looks pretty ghastly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:03, Reply)
It really is awful.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Oh God, Nakers, not you too?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:05, Reply)
after your HORRIFIC link based bullying of me, you deserve nothing less

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:06, Reply)
OH HOW THE WORM HAS TURNED
ALL MY CHICKENS HAVE COME HOME TO ROOST. OH WOE. OH HUMANITY. WHEN WILL MY TORTURE END?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:08, Reply)
are you two bumming each other in secret shame or what?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Why do you always have to twist things into your own little bean-bashing fantasy?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:09, Reply)
i can safely say
that there are few things which are less likely to make me go and bash a few beans than the thought of your sweaty red face gurning away as you stab ineffectually at nakers' crusty poohole.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:11, Reply)
My poo hole is not crusty!
i used a wet wipe this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Yeah whatever, mate.
You're dripping on the carpet, love.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)

media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9nwahzVXN1qhpxyg.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:10, Reply)
ugh

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:10, Reply)
look at his eyes looking into you
remember them
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)
10/10
Take the afternoon off, you've earnt it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:13, Reply)
I didn't get fired in my review \o/
although they want more work out of me, urgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:14, Reply)
Do they realise you’re working flat out?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:16, Reply)
I NO RITE

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:19, Reply)
Glad to see you rewarded their faith in you
by going straight onto memebase.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:17, Reply)
I just googles evil moth

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:18, Reply)
We can all stop now, everyone
Nakers has won the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:31, Reply)
the food at ed's is hangover food
squirty cheese on fries etc.

but their milkshakes are AMAZING.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:04, Reply)
You know milkshakes are made with animal fat?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:05, Reply)
And pork belly.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:08, Reply)
and?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:08, Reply)
gelatin derived from trotters

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)
and??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:16, Reply)
You're a vegetarian.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:18, Reply)
fuck i clicked that by mistake
i am, as is well documented on here, a vegetarian purely out of fussiness. not a principle in sight.

although i am so soft that i could never kill anything and i scream at wildlife programmes when things die
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:19, Reply)
when we were on safari we sawa pack of lions eating a wilderbeest
they ripped open thne stomach and ate the inside first as it the softest part, they got got right into the mutha-fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:20, Reply)
and this is why i will never ever go on safari
however amazing it looks

i am such a fucking wuss
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:28, Reply)
The side of Safari that Christopher Biggins kept hidden

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Textbook lioning.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:32, Reply)
fucking lions

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Out of fussiness.
Fussiness that extends to lovely, lovely bacon, but doesn't extend to pureed trotter.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:21, Reply)
it's about taste and texture
you puree that mo'fo up and cover it in malted chocolate, it doesn't taste like disgusting leathery chewy salty bacon
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 13:29, Reply)

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