And that's the other thing.
It's nigh-on impossible to have proper sex in a tent.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:06, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Or any where else in your case

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Well yeah, but you know, THEORETICALLY

( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)

We always take a cheap kids pop up tent camping to stick unimportant stuff in
I fucked Sally from Oxford up the arse in it. Mind you thats not proper sex is it.
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)

Peej, I am glad to see you are treating the tent issue
with more seriousness than the shed issue.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Tents is serious business!

( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:15, Reply)

I've had lots of sex in tents
and its possible and great. especially in a double sleeping bag
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Not with legs everywhere and stuff flying about all up the walls it's not.
Not without seriously mentally scarring the children in the neighbouring tent and causing the father to stare at you aggressively and the mother with a certain thoughtfulness, anyway.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Oh, well you have to just not care that people know what your up to
They couldn't see it, but they all knew.
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:12, Reply)

and how long was it since either of you showered?
eg pulling at glastonbury sounds wrong
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Ah I took a girls virginity in a tent at Reading festival on the forth day one year
Good times, good filthy times
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)

It sounds like stuff that should be on the outside would end up on the inside
like mud and weasels and things.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Hahahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)

it'd be like going down on dreadlocks

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)

That'd be the least of your problems if you got a weasel up you

( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)

so long as he paid for dinner
i'd have had worse
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:27, Reply)

sneaky dig lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)

with hilarious consequences

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Although lolz can be had
by waiting until the act is well in progress, then quietly pushing a car behind the tent and switching on the headlights.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)

I was once having sex in a tent and my wonderful mates snuck around removed all the tent pegs
grabbed a corner each and dragged us up the field. Put me right off my fucking stroke I can tell you.
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)

that sounds like a lot of effort just to watch two people shagging
have you heard of internet porn?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:12, Reply)

It was outside a sports club in Edinburgh
directly opposite the bar windows, so a large group viewing.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)