Gonz has put me on 2.0.
Hah hah hah

Poor wonkygutsfoodwrong. Did I make you cry?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 13:42, 52 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

He can't see this then

( Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Not unless he logs out.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Why would you ever log out of b3ta?
Silly billy
( Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:10, Reply)

wait so are you hoping he logs out so that he can see your question for him
i dont get it what if he doesnt log out
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)

He doesn't need to log in and out.
That's the big hole in ignore 2.0 ... it's as broken as search.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Why has he done that?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:15, Reply)

because battered is a cunt?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:19, Reply)

well I can tell you what I'm not doing, I'm not trumpeting out horrible septic splatterfarts into a carrier bag because my bottom is broken
/ac
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:22, Reply)

good for you you must be super duper proud haha go you

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:26, Reply)

alright SSG you foppish heteroflexible

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:27, Reply)

hey my dog is sat on my head what do i do

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)

take a photo
I showed my mum the video of Mungo waiting to be allowed to eat, she loves Mungo too now
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:30, Reply)

oh man she is so obedient right that i do that now
and i go, "wait" just as her nose is at the dog bowl, and i can walk out the room, go for a wee, come back and she's still waiting omg, actually maybe she's just retarded
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:39, Reply)

OH JESUS SHE JUST DONE A FART

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:40, Reply)

I love a proper meaty dog fart.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)

my mum does that?
blimey
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)

wait hold on wait mods stick theyre fingers up your mums bumhole?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Does that mean I'm a mod because I am ALWAYS doing that. ALWAYS.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)

k, goin on 2.0 for this

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)

No point.
It doesn't work.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)

fine, I'll keep giving rob money til it gets fixed

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)

I might offer to fix it
but only if they let me call it the Shambo button.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 15:17, Reply)

bored of that now
might chase the parrot round the lounge then have a wank

edit: check 'em
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)

sweet trips

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Mungo is my mum

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)

You certainly made me cry.
You're a horrid, horrid, mean person.

Srsly though, what's with all the 2.0 hostility? Why can't we all just be nice to each other?

Except Al, though. He's a cunt.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:36, Reply)

If I 2.0 you do you promise to cry until you puke and then choke on that puke and then die and then we'll all lol?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)

I can't make any promises...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)

dun it anyway

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)

I think we should all put this mong on 2.0 as it seems to excite him terribly.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:36, Reply)

I've put Battered on 2.0.
Hah hah hah

Or sutin. I don't know. Keith Chegwin.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:38, Reply)

i do like to see people be happy i think maybe we should do this it seems to make him happy i like happy people

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Top plan.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:42, Reply)

imma sign up with extra accounts and ignore you like seven times

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)

If the mods didn't have dogdirt under their nails they could un-ban your previous seven accounts and save you the bother.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)

this on my 10th b3taday is a cruel jibe :(

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Cunts want locking up and chibbing in the showers.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)

I don't think anyone has 2.0 me
I'm not as internet cool as you :(
( Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:37, Reply)

I can if you like?
I'm super well generous like that.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:39, Reply)

I dunno, that sounds a bit extreme
I wouldn't get to learn about your homemade artisan knitted beard :(
( Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:41, Reply)

My beard is well tidy today.
I strim it back to an eighth of an inch every Friday. I'm practically George Fucking Michael on a Friday at the discotheque.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)

I'm a shitbeard
It's taken me three months just to look like I've come in, confused and wet, from the woods.
( Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)

beardnonce

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)

gunna 2.0 u

( Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)

No point.
I'm immune.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)

I'm sure that picture of Cheggars is getting bigger.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)

I'm surprised one of the dog-noncers hasn't edited the post like they did with the hypnotic circle thing.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)

The only problem with this picture is that it keeps making me think. ..... 'beer'.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Don't think I understand your use of the word "problem" here.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Have a picture of cheerful Mancunian councillor Ken Barnes instead. He'll ease your pain.

( Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Mum?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)