well, no, they aren't friends of my wife, so I can take their drinks off them and tell them to piss off,
Not really etiquette when it's a guest.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:14, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I know, I was just comparing
nothing worse than regulars who pipe up "I got one in", cunts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)

If you haven't drunk it by 12.30,you lose it.
I'm not a walkover landlord.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:18, Reply)

I'm sure, but there will always be moaners

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:21, Reply)

it's not like closing time is a surprise.
It's the same everyday. And yet, people always ask "oh, have you stopped serving"

No, the lights going up and the music going off was the sign for the silent rave to start, you fucking mong.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:28, Reply)

happy memories right here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:30, Reply)

You could still say "Ain't cha got no home to go to? "

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:16, Reply)

normally I find offering the spare room is enough of a hint,
With guests that is, not customers.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:26, Reply)

I'd take up that offer.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:31, Reply)

you'd be very welcome.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:34, Reply)