My other half is having some difficulty at the minute (and no, not just because she's with me)
Within the space of a few days, her washing machine broke, her exhaust fell off, her wiper motor broke, and she had to have her timing belt replaced. These things all happened at seperate times.

Alt: Nearly got sacked from here, after not invoicing a customer for several months. The only reason I was able to stay was after I was able to prove that I'd been told to file the piece of paper containing the instructions away.

AltAlt: The first warm sunny day of the year.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:31, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Is she some sort of domestic robot car?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)

DANGER WILL ROBINSON

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)

THIS ROBOT IS REVERSING

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Not at the moment

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)

her washing machine broke = fanny not able to juice up
her exhaust fell off = anal prolapse
her wiper motor broke = one of her tits is wonky
timing belt replaced = she's on the blob
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)