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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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oh boy oh boy oh boy I might finally get one of those towers that the penguins slowly climb up then when they get to the top they slide back down the ramp to the bottom and start climbing again(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:41,
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I know a woman with an apron gunt thing. I might get her one for her birthday.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:49,
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"The problem is that my belly is far bigger than my hips and underwear rolls down to become an uncomfortable nuisance below my buns. I am forced to wear suspenders with my pants though I used to wear belts. Then I have to wear my shirt-tails out over the suspenders because I can't wear a belt at my armpits and I need to get out of my clothes in a hurry to be able top use a public restroom."
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i have created a monsterand its name is zog
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:51,
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haha, one comment says "I am reeking havoc on the toilet seat"best spelling mistake EVER
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here, frank kindly shared this from his recommended wanking list last nightlessismorph.blogspot.co.uk/2009/03/morbid-obesity-and-toilet-hygiene.html
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:55,
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orlessismorph.blogspot.co.uk/2009/03/morbid-obesity-and-toilet-hygiene.html
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yeah yeah fuck you and your clever witchcraft :((
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:01,
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you'd like to think it was deliberatebut you know that anyone who shits themselves and can't wipe it up isn't capable of that
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:53,
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what really gets me is that fucking hamplanet woman dispensing advice on how to cope with waddling round stinking of caked-on faecal matter all daywhen the real solution is to lose some fucking weight
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they should publish that shit on every cake counter in the country. prevention is better than cure.(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:56,
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didn't she say she was trying to raise awareness that people don't enjoy being that fat. The comment that was "me and my husband are both too fat to clean our area, it's tragic" read like "we're both horrific slobs that need to be put down"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:58,
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one of her goals was to be able to clip her own toenailswhen this is your life's ambition, you are wasting that life.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:59,
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jesus. Horrible horrible fat horrible slobs.
If there is a charity dedicated to helping these people I reckon we should fire bomb it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:01,
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one of them even has the fucking balls to complain that his medical insurance doesn't cover him(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:04, Reply)
I've posted that on three mesageboards so farand every one has just ground to a halt with expressions of disgust and contempt for her and all her lardbucket friends
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what, a yellow ample brush?why would they not make the sponge bit black or brown? surely yellow or something pale isn't the way to go?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:51,
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there are things on that website you could never have dreamed ofand you were happier then
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:52,
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hahahahahawww.amplestuff.com/legliftingaids.aspx
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:55,
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Other sites also have some great stuffwww.mountainside-medical.com/products/Wings-XXL-Bariatric-Adult-Brief%2C-32-bx.html
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:59,
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A 95 INCH WAIST?that's nearly 8 fucking feet!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:01,
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Imagine the size of the fanny on a 95 inch waste. Biddy Baxter, come back. All is forgiven!
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hahaha haha www.amplestuff.com/bigbib.aspx
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:59,
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you should order some for the pub....Are you sick and tired of having to launder stains on your shirt, blouse, or other clothing, due to mealtime spills? The trouble is, we ample-sized people present a bigger target for such spills — they can't help landing on us! The traditional napkin on your lap may work for average-size people, but for us, it offers little protection.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:00,
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Here's a product for Stunnedwww.mountainside-medical.com/products/All%252dThrough%252dThe%252dNight-Disposable-Adult-Diapers.html
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:01,
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And another onewww.mountainside-medical.com/products/Conveen-Self-Sealing-Male-External-Catheters-35%7B47%7Dbox.html
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:04,
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Good one, chaps. If only the solution to yor physical deformities could be purchased at a "medical outfitters".
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Here's some stuff for Swipewww.mountainside-medical.com/categories/Liposuction-Supplies/
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:07,
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they can't even eat properly and they're fat. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:02,
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yeah you'd think it's the one thing they would be good atmaking sure the food all gets in their gaping gobs
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:04,
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