tl;dr

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 13:56, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

And this pear should be ashamed of itself
In the bin it goes
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Pears = mong apples

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I dunno...get a good one, and you'll wonder where it's been all your life
but these are cheap and shit. I need to have a word with my fruit buyer.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:01, Reply)

FRUIT WOES
\o/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Man, I'm wasting this posting it mid-board
This deserves its own thread
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:07, Reply)

YEP

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:20, Reply)

You should read it, he makes some valid points.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Nah, he's full of shit

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I can't read this now
The earliest appointment I can give you to read it is December 5th.

2017.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 13:58, Reply)

But I need it to be read today really
Is there any chance of fitting me in a bit sooner?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)

I always go to open surgery, much easier

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Thanks "Princess Diana"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)

+ heart

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:08, Reply)

You'll have to try ringing in the morning for an emergency reading
you can only ring between 8:29 and 8:31.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Christ, ain't that the truth
Why can't we just turn up and take a ticket? BROKEN BRITAIN.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:08, Reply)

If you are well enough to turn up and take a ticket, you clearly don't need to see the doctor.
NEXT!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)

it took a week to get a letter, that was clearly a template with the name changed.
I don't really know how it works, but if appointments are around 20 mins, and there are 9 doctors, how many patients must they have to be that busy every day?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Oh, TWIST

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:23, Reply)