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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:23, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

have you ever tried him under the kitchen tap (not to drown when he annoys you, just for a shower)? beaky used to get massively overexcited running back and forth between the "shower" and the shiny shiny toaster (he thought his girlfriend lived in it)
( , Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)

"stupid feathery little twat" is a compliment in stockport
( , Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:32, Reply)

He once got about a foot away and it spurted before he realised what was happening.
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