Woe is me.
Nobody cares that I'm dying. No bouquets of flowers, no caring texts wishing me a speedy recovery, no wailing, no gnashing of teeth, no collections to help out my poor, dear mum once I've gone.

Plus that worzel is still posting pictures of the shit end of Devon.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:09, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It must be Merde-r

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)

we care
we care that you haven't stopped talking about your man flu. try a period pain or a labour pain or being fingered by a guy who's only used to playing with his own cock in front of the internet. then come and talk to us about agony and dying.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)

So, he could try fingering himself?

( thealternativefact, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)

It might help

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:16, Reply)

that's your answer to everything

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:19, Reply)

No wonder I failed so many GCSEs :(

( thealternativefact, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:21, Reply)

Your face is a period pain.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)

Yeah, yeah
women have it harder, blah blah. Nobody cares, love. Man dying, here.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:15, Reply)

"man" ?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Man.
With a capital.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:19, Reply)

Paris?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:21, Reply)

I hope you're going to MTFU and come along tomorrow.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)

It depends. I've perked up a bit the last few hours.

( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:16, Reply)

He’s not really ill he’s just preparing his excuse
So he doesn’t have to turn up at yet another b4sh
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:17, Reply)

I've been to loads, I'll have you know.
Have you seen what these people look like in the flesh? If you had, you wouldn't blame me for ducking out. It's like the worst circus on Earth.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:18, Reply)

this sounds like you're daring me to post the "bof!" pic
or the floppy brisket pic
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Floppy brisket
That should have been in battereds thread
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:20, Reply)

That's not very nice.
Charms is the most normal looking out of all of you. I see no reason to make fun of her, here.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:20, Reply)

Is she attending?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Last I heard.
Speak to the organ grinder, not the monkey.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Minkey

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:27, Reply)

she is
and so is lamps
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:27, Reply)

oh man it's gonna be the sweatiest orgy on earth!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:34, Reply)

we'll all be thinking of you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:37, Reply)

i feel sick :o(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:37, Reply)

floppy brisket!
www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/showthread.php?t=155368
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:35, Reply)

rank

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:37, Reply)

I suspect this is the case. Typical French. Planning their reversal from the start.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:19, Reply)