Horses...
I hate them.

Stems back to when I was a mere nipper going fishing - I'd mislaid a rod rest and went trekking back across the horse infested field looking for it - no joy. On my way back, one of the foul creatures looked at me, so I jokingly asked where it had hidden the rod rest. Fecker ran up and bit me.

Having said I hate them - they do taste damn good...

Um..is that off topic enough?
( snee held his breath since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:13, 4 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

I've said it before

biting at the front, shit at the back, rape in the middle.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:14, Reply)

A horse bit me once,
right in the barn.
It hurted. I was eight.
(w4I4q1O1 was hard at work on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:14, Reply)

Meh,

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 15 Aug 2021, 10:56, Reply)

cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 16 Nov 2021, 13:08, Reply)