i can drink as much of it as I like without becoming a spasticated mental

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:57, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

That's because it's barely alcohol.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:57, Reply)

so fucking what

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:01, Reply)

Nothing.
It's up to you what you like to drink. I'm hardly in a position to look down on anyone else's taste.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:02, Reply)

I once got bladdered on scrumpy
In somerset
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:05, Reply)

i fucking love a good bit of bud light
Im going to have pitchers tonight
its going to be amazing
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:08, Reply)

I *have* been known to spend an evening with Michelob.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:10, Reply)

Guess you don't want to know about my drunken night on scrumpy?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:13, Reply)

Sorry, Harters.
Do tell me all about your drunken night on scrumpy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:15, Reply)

We were playing Kickball against a bristol team
Stopping just outside Glastonbury, local place sold Real Scrumpy....
We all ordered a pint of Scrumpy...... "Not from round ere are ye" says landlord
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:18, Reply)

"Nope" says we.
"Well I'll give e then in this glass then" and pulls out a shot glass,
after drinking five he allows us to buy a half pint, after drinking that i said to one of the lads"bit hot in here I'm going outside for a bit of freash air" as soon as i went outside I blacked out and face slammed the floor
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:20, Reply)

Haha you got patronised by a worzel.
A new lifetime low.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:22, Reply)

He was a great landlord
back there the next night but I stayed off the scrumpy
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:23, Reply)

That's because it contains almost no alcohol.
Edit: fucksticks.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:58, Reply)

In your own time

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:58, Reply)

And again
So fucking what
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:02, Reply)

Regardless of its alcohol content
it tastes like somebody ran piss through a soda stream.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:13, Reply)

You feeling better yet?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:14, Reply)

A little bit, yeah.
Well enough to go out and infect half the board, I suspect.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:15, Reply)

+ with AIDS.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:17, Reply)

I am notoriously slutty.

( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:18, Reply)

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT PISS TASTES LIKE
etc etc
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:23, Reply)

ZING!!!!!111111

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:25, Reply)

You should try some other beers. America's got some good beer if you look.
Even a proper lager would be a step up from that Bud Light/Michelob shit.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:25, Reply)

I didn't say I haven't had others
But this is the one I love
I like killians and new castle, theres a brewing company somewhere around here but I love my bl
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:28, Reply)

NO K'DAWL, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ENJOY ANYTHING BUT PURE ETHINOL THAT HAS BEEN MIXED BY A LOCALLY SOURCED FARMER !!!!!!!

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:35, Reply)

lolcreepy

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:37, Reply)

You're Mum.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:40, Reply)

He is mum?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:44, Reply)

That's right.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:46, Reply)

listen mate
I know you like a fair bit of chinese, handholding and hollyoaks and these things are spot on, keep up the good work
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:38, Reply)

Yeah', well, yeah', well..... You're Dad got an STI off Battered in Poland while twos-upping a downs-syndrome girl who wanted directions to the abortionist.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:44, Reply)

im going to have to murder

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:49, Reply)

clickin dis

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:50, Reply)

Mummy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:52, Reply)

Its an imitation
I love PP and think he's wonderful
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:56, Reply)

Pull the other one, it's got bells on it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:57, Reply)

At least drinking something so weak means you won't end up in the recovery position, no matter how much you consume.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:28, Reply)

Haha oh man
This is a classic!
call me fat now! Haha comedy gooooold
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:33, Reply)

Ok then.
You are fat.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:08, Reply)

Wow fastest Zing in the west

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:09, Reply)

Ooooh buuurrrrnnnn

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:22, Reply)