*loves Rob a big huggy bunch for doing this*
I'm waiting in allllll day today for Argos to come and take Mr Maladicta's broken bike back, and am absolutely delighted to see Rob's done this :) especially as /talk are usually cunts to anyone who isn't a regular on there.

Um... entertain me?
( Maladicta, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:50, 25 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

Performs a terrible...
Balloon dance for you...only I have no balloons.

:|

bugger...
( snee held his breath since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:52, Reply)

*Performs Miss VaVaVoom's Feather Dance*
*at teh Skunk Club*



Now that's entertainment.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:58, Reply)

*pulls rabbit out of hat*
*saws lady in half*

Oh, and of course:

*gladiates*

Are you not entertained? :)

EDIT: Damn. I think Bob is more entertaining than I!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:04, Reply)

*claps like a mong at everything*
Yays, I needed cheering up :)

I've just cut my hand open on the staples that don't hold the bike box together any more, and can't have a shower or do anything noisy because I'm waiting to hear the puny doorbell.
( Maladicta, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:13, Reply)

Re Cutting yourself on staples
I once stapled my finger by accident, but I was enjoying myself so much at the time I didn't notice.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:33, Reply)

Here goes...
"Knock, knock"
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:42, Reply)

who's there?
*puts the door chain on*
( Maladicta, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:50, Reply)

@ spakka
What were you doing that was so enjoyable and involved staples?
( Maladicta, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:52, Reply)

@DiT
personally, I'd be more entertained if you pulled a hair out of your arse than a rabbit out of a hat!

*awaits spanging*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:59, Reply)

errrmmmm
[thinks: hadn't got that far...better improvise]

"Che"
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:08, Reply)

Che who?
??
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:26, Reply)

[sorry]
"Che'll be coming round the mountain when she comes" fnurr fnurr

- /leaves without waiting to fetch coat
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:36, Reply)

*runs after Che with coat*
take this, or you'll catch your death of cold.

*swaps mummy hat for witchy hat*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:38, Reply)

Help!
...she's gaining on me. [thinks: must engage turbo-drive}

VROOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:41, Reply)

*watches Che disappear into the distance*
.
*shrugs sadly*

Still, he'll come back when he's hungry
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:44, Reply)

^^
That was one of the best renditions of "Tam O Shanter" I've ever seen!

Nice one Che and TWW.

EDIT For spelling
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:55, Reply)

@maladicta
Can't remember precicely but it involved stapling teabags to things (why yes, I was at university at the time).
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:16, Reply)

Right, I'm back.
*realises Che has gone*

Oh, cock.

@ spakka - I'm ashamed to admit during the Cigarette QOTW I did attempt to smoke the contents of a teabag to see if you could (mainly because revision was sapping my will to live).
( Maladicta, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:42, Reply)

.
We sent them to random students using the university internal-mail thingy just for the hell of it.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:28, Reply)

^ *is disappointed her days of student japes are over*
That's awesome - "random tea delivery, please sign here".
( Maladicta, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:34, Reply)

KLF is gonna rock ya

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:57, Reply)

ANCIENTS OF MU-MU

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 May 2020, 15:52, Reply)

Are you ready?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 22:08, Reply)

Here we go

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 13:06, Reply)

THIS
is radio freedom
(dribble, Tue 29 Dec 2020, 19:30, Reply)