Unfortunately Chompy this means that you mattress will be sent
to Albania and used as part of a people trafficing float across the Adriatic... You will lose your money and probably your girlfriend as she will want to sleep with men of substance who can offer her a proper bed...

HTH
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:55, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

She'll just pick up one of her customers with the biggest wallet.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)

The buttock based roll of pound coins pick up

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

I think all strippers tips should be given in pound coins.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)

& in the slot

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:06, Reply)