Do you do legal advice about marriages?
Only I feel you owe me because you gave me legal advice about buying a house and now look at the shit I am in!
( Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:13, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

unfortunately not
the best advice i can give would be from a female perspective. she is clearly going through a mental patch and must be made to realise that she has a decent bloke and needs to BEHAVE THE FUCK UP if she wants to keep him.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:14, Reply)

what if he's a cock?
do we know for sure?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:16, Reply)

I secretly yern to go to cosplays so shhhhhhhhh

( Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:17, Reply)

this is true
are you a cock?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:21, Reply)

Not exactly
However I do have one I can't remember ever shitting the bed
( Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:23, Reply)

well nobody REMEMBERS doing it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:31, Reply)

IT WASN'T ME OK!

( Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:33, Reply)

So where do I find a decent bloke?

( Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:16, Reply)

There aren't any
Right, sisters?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:28, Reply)