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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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me
still at work
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:06, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I'm on my sofa with a bottle of wine, and I have to tomorrow off : )

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:07, Reply)
this is why we can no longer be secret online besties
(in a mates sense, not in an animal fucking sense)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:08, Reply)
Sad times...
I saw your accusation of standing you up, but you weren't going to the pub anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:10, Reply)
since when did logic and facts ever apply?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:13, Reply)
I have a Nobbly Bobbly
and Suits on the tellybox.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:09, Reply)
You have a suit on your telly?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:10, Reply)
Not just the one.
At least two.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:15, Reply)
I am in the pub.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:12, Reply)

in the pub a massive, massive cunt
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:13, Reply)
Save those sorts of comments for Al thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:14, Reply)

massive, massive tiny, tiny
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:15, Reply)

in the pub a very small man with a micropenis, grey hair, liver problems and a spasticated face
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:16, Reply)
Shut it Krusty.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:17, Reply)
Hey, everyone knows what chicks say about men with big feet.
You spasticated facewrong.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:18, Reply)
yes
they say "another burger please, ronald"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:19, Reply)
oh Swipe :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:19, Reply)

Or red setter an' fries.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:20, Reply)
You are a bitch, but you still deserve a click for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:20, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:25, Reply)
I am proud to say I've never clicked a Swipe post, ever.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:26, Reply)
She tried to make a pass at me in a taxi last night.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:27, Reply)
You mean she helped you climb down off the seat and gave you a lollipop?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:28, Reply)
She certainly made it clear she wanted to suck my lollipop.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:30, Reply)
Again, I think your dipsomania is affecting your mental health.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:30, Reply)
Have they told you yet that you were shit in your interview and that they'd rather hire a trained baboon than hire you?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:20, Reply)
No
You really want to know what happened?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:21, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:21, Reply)

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