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If a suit is formal attire then pretty much everyday.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:10, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

really, seven days a week?
You weird cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)

We had people come for christmas lunch at my inlaws. They wore suits & ties. On christmas day FFS.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Getting it wrong, there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Ridiculous.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)

It's a very good way out outing oneself as a cunt without the need to speak.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)

come
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Alright, Worz?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)

'Roight boy?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)

just because some of us have a standard of sartorial elegance to maintain thats no reason to mock

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)

every day
public.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/everyday.html
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)

That irritates me too but I was too polite to point it out.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)

it gets me so mad I can hardly breath anymore

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Eye sea watt ewe did their

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Hahaha
Others which really winds me up are lose/loose and people who say 'reach' in place of 'retch' - or spell it 'wretch' in the context of gagging on bile. Cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)

I have someone on Facebook who keeps putting guttered instead of gutted
It makes me want to gut her
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)

What a looser.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Eye kno rite

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Someone on mine puts 'loverly' constantly!
Despite me correcting them and taking the piss.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)

I could understand, way back in the days of expensive texts and the limits on their length (ooer mrs etc.)...
...The usage of txt spk. However, it has spilled over into Facebook and all of the screen/keyboard based communications. I mean, why use 'wiv' instead of 'with', 'cud' instead of 'could','M8' instead of 'mate', How much of a hurry are you in FFS!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)

OK hoisted by ones own pettard
I can only offer an appology to those that have been affected by this faux pas
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)

1. Hoist
2. Petard
3. You're welcome
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)

apology
your welcome
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Th'anks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)

p

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( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)

The phrase "pretard" was invented in our office
For people so stupid they long to be a retard
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)

1 hoisted is perfectly acceptable
2 cock it
3 fuck off
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)

1. Not in my house, it's not.
GO TO YOUR ROOM.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Sorry
Can I listen to music or do I just have to think about what I have done?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)

YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO THAT RACKET UNDER MY ROOF

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)

* puts ziggy stardust records down*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)