Couldn't afford to start sending bunches of flowers up and down the country
so I sent her a packet of seeds in her card, so she can grow her own.

Sweet peas. Her dad used to grow them. They make her proper sentimental.
Brownie points for me, I feel. The other two are making her a Sunday roast dinner.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:04, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I sent your mum a packet of my seeds too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:05, Reply)

well played

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)

Oh, I say.
*doffs cap*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:11, Reply)

Textbook.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)

Should have given her some scissors and told her to steal some from a neighbour.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)

There aren't any flowers in Scotland.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)

Thistles count!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)

Isn't there a song about one?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)

Yeah, but the song is mostly moaning that there isn't one any more
So b3thers is spot on, really.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:11, Reply)

Ah OK

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:11, Reply)

I'm actually quite surprised the song doesn't specifically blame the English for nicking their flower.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)

Actually, now I think about it, I suppose it kind of does.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:14, Reply)

I have no idea what song you're talking about.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)

"Flower of Scotland"
It's pretty hard to miss, what with it being the unofficial Scottish National anthem.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:17, Reply)

I only ever been to scotland once.
It was windy, that's all I remember.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Pretty sure it is all about fighting the English
And not at all about flowers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Yes, it's about the death of a nation's brave youth or sutin.
I was just being facetious.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:20, Reply)

well, to be specific it's about Bannockburn, I think.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)

It is.
The Edward in the lyrics is whichever King Edward it was that they scrapped with.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Edward II, baby.
Tedward.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Silly Scots
I guess they just didn't want it as badly as we did.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)

They brought swords to a gunfight.
The outcome wasn't surprising.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Amateurs.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Well, they won, so it was.
Bit Phyrric, like, but Robert the Bruce did defeat Edward at Bannockburn. It was every other battle in history that went tits up for them. Much like a Scottish world cup qualifying campaign.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Was Flower of Scotland written after that?
Thought it was Culloden

Edit: Just seen the replies above.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:27, Reply)

I think Flower of Scotland was written in the 1950s
but it was about Bannockburn. Even the Scots don't make national anthems out of catastrophic defeats. Although they probably should.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)

They'd have a higher cultural output if they did.

( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Dont be silly
During the 14th century Scotchland was ruled by a race of friendly Triffids who would bestow their gifts to all of the beskirted man folk. They would huddle round a small fire and give thanks to their friends from "doon Suth". Unfortunately an evil man by the name of Edward invented a spray called DDT and destroyed the benificent flower lords. The men folk did lament and wrote the aforementioned ditty to mourn their passing.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)

There will be a hidden extra verse
that covers it, but they wont tell outsiders. They will however get increasingly bitter.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:15, Reply)