Connery isn't the best, he was just the first.

( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:15, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I believe you're incorrect.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:16, Reply)

I believe you're a know-nothing shit-weasel
so how do you like THAT?
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:16, Reply)

I believe you're a visually offensive French twat with a shit choice in knitwear.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:17, Reply)

Don't you fucking go after the knitwear you vicious little gnome.

( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:22, Reply)

And Brosnan is definitely the worst.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:16, Reply)

Brosnan started off alright, but he got slimey at the end.
Didn't like him beyond Goldeneye. He's not the worst, though. Moore's the worst by a country mile.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:17, Reply)

Woah hey, Brosnan never had to pretend to be Christopher Lee by sellotaping a fake nipple on
That took ACTING
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)

Worst line in any film, delivered atrociously.
'I thought Christmas only came once a year'.

WANKER.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:20, Reply)

He was a cunt from the first one he did.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)

Moore
Lazenby
Connery
Craig
Brosnan
Niven
Holness
Deacon
Sommerville
Anyone else on earth
Dalton
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)

Wrong, Wrong, Wrong.
Dalton
Craig



The rest







Moore.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:21, Reply)

Yeah Live and Let die is WAY worse than the Living Daylights isn't it?
*belms and belms HARD*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:22, Reply)

The Living Daylights is head and shoulders above all other Bond films.
But particularly and especially above absolutely anything with that Moonraker prick's revolting fucking face in it.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:23, Reply)

Moonraker is the only poor Moore.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:23, Reply)

You actually don't have eyes or a brain.
I've never seen anybody be so wrong all at once.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:24, Reply)

A northern Bond? Fuck off mate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:25, Reply)

Oh right, but according to you a fucking Aussie is quite alright.
"The neem's Bund, mite?"

Fuck off.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:26, Reply)

You cannot tell he was an Antipodean.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:27, Reply)

Or number three on your list of pristine English accents
Sean fucking Connery you abject half wit.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:28, Reply)

Scots beats northern into a cocked hat, you oaf.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:32, Reply)

I liked sean bean's antibond
FOR QUEEN AND T'COUNTRY, OUR JAMES
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:27, Reply)

EEE LAD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:29, Reply)

Sean Bean would have been a mighty Bond.
I'd have been right alongside that with a bongle on and everything.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:29, Reply)

'Fookin' ell mooneypenneh
'Appen as that bastad Gorldfinguh's been at it again'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:33, Reply)

Seriously, right?
The original novel Bond was a cold, emotionless killer who ruthlessly used everyone around him, including the women he seduced.

You can see it in Dalton's Bond and in Craig's Bond.

He was not Roger fucking Moore and his magical performing eyebrow.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:37, Reply)

In the Living Daylights opening scenes Dalton starts crying and then resigns.
Typical 'cold, emotionless killer' behaviour, right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:38, Reply)

Do you mean Licence to Kill
where he resigns and goes on a murderous revenge-fuelled psychopathic rampage?
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:39, Reply)

I do mean license to kill
Is that the one where he starts crying and resigns like a cold, emotionless killer?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:41, Reply)

OK, like a cold emotionless killer
to people he doesn't like. He liked Felix, alright? Shut up. He still went on a killing spree.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:43, Reply)

Revenge-fulled rampages are the usual behaviour of cold, emotionless people.
Fleming's Bond is the ultimate professional. Not some cry-baby Northern flouncing prick.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:43, Reply)

So you think greasy, pervy Roger Moore
with his list of Jeff-worthy puns was the ultimate professional?

A man who, by the end, was so fat and old there's no way he could have beaten up Eighties-waif Christopher Walken let alone the terrifying Grace whats-her-face.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:47, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:50, Reply)

I see.

( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:54, Reply)

In the original books Fleming's Bond is part Scots
therefore: Connery. Argument over.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:50, Reply)

all at once since I caught my relection in the knitwear department of H&M
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:27, Reply)

Dalton can't even pronounce the word 'bath' correcltly FFS
He should be out selling Hovis or racing whippets, not spying for her Majesty.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:23, Reply)