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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Can anyone see my elephant?
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(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 11:27, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Firefox shows two little squares with numbers in
Chrome and IE show one little blank square
Opera shows two little blank squares

you have done a perfect cross-browser fail
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)
it might look like an elephant with japanese character sets installed
but I don't feel the need as I don't spend my evenings downloading poo porn and anime
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)
Well this is a lie on the Internet if ever there was one

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)
I didn't mention what I do in the mornings

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:17, Reply)
Damn loopholes

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:19, Reply)
mmmmmm
holes
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Too late for porn morning
Save it for Monday
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)
not sure I can hold out that long

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Where's gonz when you need him
He'll have a programme for this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)
sat on the khazi, watching Hollyoaks while he blasts the porcelain with a blood-stained splatterfart
and probably stuffing last night's chinese meal down his face at the same time
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:44, Reply)
Now I can't wait for porn Monday either

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:49, Reply)
I just clipped my toenails
GAZ me your address and I'll send you the bits
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 13:03, Reply)
I had those
Then realised orange were charging me as if they were picture messages.

I stopped using the app after that. Cheeky orange cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:12, Reply)
I bet you've got crabs

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:14, Reply)
I'm vegetarian
It's a soya based fish paste substitute
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)
got to say, that sounds like shit
alright rachelswipe
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:17, Reply)
Not as shit as having crabs
I wonder if an AMPLESPONGE would get rid of them
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:20, Reply)
swat them with a lotion applicator and clean the mess up with a baryatric fanny wiper

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)
Those things have no end of practical uses

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)

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