My sentiments exactly.
Seriously, if I have got to have your cunt kids here for a sleepover, the least you can do is pick the little shits up by now.
I'm not a fucking child-minding service.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:06, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

On the plus side
because they haven't slept all night, by the time the parents do pick them up, they'll be fucking horrendous.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)

They were horrendous when they arrived here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:15, Reply)

you know,
The more I speak to people who have kids, the less I want one.
I'm having a bad day because there is one booked in to the pub, it's not even here yet and I hate it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)

^this,

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Something about the joy they bring or summat?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:57, Reply)

They're your children now

( Theoban What of it, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:11, Reply)

In which case they can get to work.
These chimneys won't sweep themselves.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)