Alright you.
How was the appalling child? Did you end up having to chuck it out?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:53, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

nah, it was alright in the end,
The whole family got huffy and left when I rolled the big screen down for the Rugby.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:55, Reply)

Kids are bad enough when you're trying to have a quiet meal / drink.
Their attention span means they are truly horrendous when you're trying to watch a match / film.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:56, Reply)

also, the mother said "I wish someone had told me when we booked you didn't do high chairs"
I don't see why it's my responsibility to consider your child's needs.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:59, Reply)

Are you marketed as one of those frightful 'family pubs'?
If not, tell her to fuck off. What was she expecting? A playroom with a ball pit?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:00, Reply)

You'd love a ball pit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:02, Reply)

I'd snuggle right down and let the movement lull me to sleep.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:03, Reply)

movement warm urine
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:18, Reply)

Fuck no.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:03, Reply)

I love the train of thought that obviously thinks
Pub, yeah, that's the place to take a child. They'll be willing to cater to my every need. And I'm sure all the other customers will be happy to see my spawn do his song and dance routine...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:07, Reply)

You off to the pub quiz this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Damn straight.
And I'm taking my dog. And I expect them to have a bowl of water for him. and The rest of the quizzers will be happy to hear him bark randomly.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:10, Reply)

What pub-snack of choice will the dog be going for this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:11, Reply)

Pepperami.
He fucking inhales them. Just under two seconds is the record.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:17, Reply)

That dog of yours....
He's a bit of an animal.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:19, Reply)

Dogs > children.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:11, Reply)

totally.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:17, Reply)

I think the difference is that if I pet your dog, I wouldn't be called a dirty peado by a drunken racist.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:03, Reply)