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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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yes please.I have yet to meat a nut I didn't like. :))
how are we all this fine evening?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:55,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Glad you saw that.I do not dislike Legless.
there, I said it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:08,
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Time to adjust the headmeds matey. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:13,
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Never had a problem with himnor Spanky. they told entertaining stories, which I enjoyed and miss. Never cared if they were true or not. I grant he's dealt with the constant trolling poory, but that's about it. and so have I and so have you.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:18,
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Legless is a self-centred, smug, humourless, self-important prick.The polar opposite of Battered.
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very occasionally this is trueit's your one saving grace.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:42,
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yes, you did.more like that please.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:14,
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Serious answer: sad. Not going to see my daughter for 19 days after tonight.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:59,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1892938
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 18:59,
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Remind me never to be honest on here ever again you unsympathetic cunt. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:01,
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You're a prick and you are, by your own admission, sad.So you're a sad prick.
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I am sad, however you are defining me as a prick, so I am factually not a sad prick, you stupid little wanker. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:10,
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Nah. I'm away with work and they're off to the states. Clash of diaries. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:02,
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I remember you saying that last night.I'm just teasing you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:11,
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why not? Also, shouldn't you be with her and not us? Or is she already in bed?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:02,
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are you away in Poland? Or is your wife taking the child?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:09,
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Blit of both. I go to Poland in the morning for a week. They go to Boston on Tuesday for two weeks (my sister in-laws 40th), I have to go back to Poland for the week running up to Easter. The dates overlap.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:11,
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Any chance of them coming home via Poland or is that a bit much for the little 'un?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:12,
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Too much and also too expensive. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:14,
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At least with Skype and stuff, it's easier to stay in touch these days.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:18,
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Doin' good thanks Prof. Took Ma' to a resturant that I'm really fond of, that I ain't been to in a year or soo. I've discovered that it has a huge selection of burgers now and the one I had today was fucking awesome, in fact, the best burger I've had.
Had a real lovely time.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:14,
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More importantly, did she enjoy it?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:15,
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Deffo ! I got her a filter coffee machine too which she's really pleased about.How did treating your misses on behalf of the lil'un go?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:19,
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My wife has had the shits all day. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:22,
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sexyMrs Battered earlier
Edit: *sigh* NSFW, for all of you who couldn't guess and are still working at 7:30 on a Sunday.
Further edit: or may view this at work tomorrow, but frankly they deserve all they get if they are that desperate.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:25,
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Might be a good idea to label that NSFW. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:26,
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Classic.I'm so pleased someone blurred out her vagina in order to not offend my sensibilities.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:32,
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I thought so.not been there in way to long.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:33,
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Or may view this thread from work tomorrow. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:35,
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I just don't understand. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:38,
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it's an old as the hills shock sitelike goatse or lemon party. people would use them in a similar way to the 'I love horses link'. while they are still undeniably gross, I view them with some measure of nostalgia.
oh, yeah NSFW, if you've not guessed
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:18,
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I reckon I know what that one's about.Mint tea and hot water bottles help.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:26,
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It's worth the brownie points anyway... which is probably a poor choice of words.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:43,
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Well if you and your daughter had gone out for the day.....(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:27,
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So she hadn't had 'the shits' all day then.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:29,
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