I've stopped throwing up.
I've just got a monster cold now. I'm delighted the Doris is away at the moment, I'd hate for her to feel like she needed to look after me.

No way I'll be going to work tomorrow. Which annoys me.

Things good for you at the moment?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 21:47, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I feel great!

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 21:54, Reply)

Brilliant!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:00, Reply)

So basically manflu?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:06, Reply)

ManFlu with added vomiting.
Bad enough that I'll be taking a second day off work.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:08, Reply)

Vomiting is also bent

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:15, Reply)

It's bent, and disgusting.
And it means I've not eaten properly since Thursday.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:16, Reply)

just posting in this subthread to say I don't care

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:36, Reply)

It's no bariatric chat I ageee

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:38, Reply)

It's no bariatric chat I ageee

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:38, Reply)

Apparently I agree twice

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:40, Reply)

I bet you've got the DVD box set of supersize vs superskinny

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:41, Reply)

I dry hump the sofa arm to "fat families"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:44, Reply)

you want to be careful doing that
I heard some people grow into their sofas and get stuck there forever
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:54, Reply)

Need MOAR lube

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:05, Reply)

I wouldn't want to be the fireman who has to separate you from your sofa

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:07, Reply)

If you are a fireman
You never want to go near any woman who has to hump her sofa. You'd get raped to death
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:08, Reply)

I've got something resembling a firehose if that's any help

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:10, Reply)

Is it the straw from your Ribena carton?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:17, Reply)

well no, it's my willy

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:45, Reply)

see, you can never know the horror of manflu
manflu can stop a charging elephant and kill in seconds

the only defence is to sit round sniffing and moaning all day
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:09, Reply)

Garbage
Manflu is fucking bent
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:15, Reply)

It is fucking bent.
I'd rather I didn't have it.

But thanks for your sympathy. I know it's in your reply somewhere.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:15, Reply)

You have to really look for it
But it's there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:17, Reply)

I'm guessing it isn't obvious because I'm TOO ILL to see it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:19, Reply)

It's buried really really deeply
Like dozer's hamster in his rusty balloon knot
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:20, Reply)

Lovely.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:22, Reply)

I thought I'd help with the vomiting

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:25, Reply)

But the vomiting had been cured.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:34, Reply)