Best: Good food and beer
Worst: Little tangle having a sleepover then the feckless parents not collecting their bastard offspring soon enough the following day.

Alt:
Heavy drinking.
Nope, I've already drunk it.
Dunno, who cares?
That's fair.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:53, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning Tangles

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Morning sporto.
How are your new house woes?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Lessening somewhat
I now have a 99% complete front room, bar a tiny bit of polyfilla and some paint. I'll do this tonight.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)

That's because they were sitting there going
"what, some other sucker has our evil spawn overnight? Score, let's hit the meths"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)

One of them even fucked off out of the city for the night.
I was stuck with her son until 4pm.
That's not sporting.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Oh, that is a bit underhand.
I'd just have thrown it onto the streets.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)

I'd have Bulgered the little cunt, no probs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)

L +G
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Drinking paint's too good for him.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:31, Reply)