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WeekendsBest thing about your weekend?
Worst thing about your weekend?
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What delightful plans do you have for this week?
Are you looking at my pint?
DO you even HAVE a mirror in your house?
You sicken me.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:15,
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I like thisI had a beef Sunday roast in the pub.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:20,
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I have chicken from my chipotle, lemon and herb roast yesterday.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:27,
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THE BATTERED OFFLINE !!!! POST SMALL PICTURES OF ORANGES !!!
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:16,
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Little tangle thinks the annoying orange is about as funny as it getsI tend to disagree: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN5PoW7_kdA
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:55,
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Haha, I normally don't lol at that sort of thing.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:04,
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Because it's a glorous day !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:22,
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When life gives you oranges, paint smiles on them(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:26,
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Today is one big massive smilewww.youtube.com/watch?v=vWBlTA4tfAE
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:44,
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Best: it's overWorst: no kid (my fault this time, was away at a wedding)
Alt: dunno, soz
Yes.
Incredibly I have several.
YOU sicken ME.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:27,
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Morning MontsWhen do you next have her?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:28,
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You're so picky, it's always "My kid or NO kid" with you. I bet there were loads of kids there that you could have had.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:30,
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I'm Lost by this remark3. Profit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:41,
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Gonna be honest here, thats kindda the point.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:47,
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I'm not discussing intimate details of my personal life on this forum, I'm sorry(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:28,
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Look, it's fineIt's more my problem than yours. Let's just try to move on, yeah?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:30,
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*makes a note* ..... has two hats, doesn't like full-stops.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:30,
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a full stop abused him as a child.the exclamation mark watched excitedly and the question mark never came to save him. sadtimes.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:33,
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A pound sign killed my fatherand raped my mother
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:34,
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a percentage sign killed my brother :((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:38,
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I once got £ed in the ass.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:47,
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bumsecs.nah, only joking! that was swipey's weekend.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:30,
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not bad charlie chalk. how's the bin raking business?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:43,
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Slim pickings these days.Fucking recession: cunts keep finishing their burgers instead of chucking them half-eaten. Nigga gots to eat, yo.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:47,
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folks smoking their fags right down to the tip. sadtimes :((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:49,
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I watched Skyfall at the weekend, Sporters.I really enjoyed it. Albert Finney gets everywhere, the geriatric luvvie slut.
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Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:36,
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I really rather liked thatGonna buy a Blu-ray player and that on DVD soon
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:42,
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I'm going to buy it on cassette(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:46,
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oh ffs! when are you going to learn not to try and use logic with these fuckers chompy?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:47,
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you should apply for a grant, start a scheme for them.OTT
Welcome to the off topic training scheme. Today we're going to discuss eating lunch without telling every fucker you can find about it and how not to abandon your child because "I was well smashed on woof bark meow roar at the weekend."
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:52,
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I had a finney hive in the attic once.fucking impossible to get rid of. pricks, shuffling around my kitchen and mumbling lines from big fish and the bourne ultimatum.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:43,
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It's when you get an infestation of the Erin Brokavich sub-speciesyou've got to worry. They get well uppity.
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Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:48,
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I've heard a sir ian mckellen hill in the basement is a mare.recounting stories of the rsc and trying to bum you.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:50,
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Patrick Stewart mounds like to hide in wardrobes, yelling at you to ENGAGE every time you try to have a wank.(
Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:53,
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I also saw Skyfall at the weekendbit shit, I thought.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:43,
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I can see why people might think it was a little self-indulgentbut not shit.
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Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:47,
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I've just put some nummy pulled pork into the oven for this evening(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:36,
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That's not an oven it's the washing machine(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:38,
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I am planning my wood fired oven for the garden(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:43,
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Sounds ace, I love homemade pizza as wellI may save some of this pork to put on a pizza
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:55,
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Day off innit, off to a play centre with baby Badmons in a min(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:54,
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cooked a topside joint in the slow cookerturned out deliciously melty. Roast Beef sandwiches all week too. Made a complicated gravy/sauce involving horseradish and brandy that was very nice, but then I had this open bottle of brandy and this morning I feel a bit shit.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:39,
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Best thing: all routines for tonight's show nailed downWorst: took all fucking weekend to do so, am now KNACKERED and have a bastard cough.
Alt: After tonight I'll take to wandering around my house of an evening remembering what it's like to have spare time to call my own
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What is this "spare time" of which you speak?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:43,
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Remember a time, in the distant past, before you knocked up your wife?(, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Buses in this country are shit.And they wonder why everyone drives.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:49,
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They're not in places which actually pays attention to it's bus service.Not just big cities either, Reading and Leicester have good bus services.
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As is Milton Keynes.The one I get home from work is being cancelled.
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They are, and a really efficient public transport service could solve so many problemsbut Norwich's buses are unbelievably shit
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When you look at how some Continental countries manage their public transportwe're an absolute joke.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:53,
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Not for long. Not in Norwich.The power of the people will rise up via the medium of internet bickering and demand buses that fucking turn up.
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Buses are shit, are populated by shuts and get in the way if my car(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:53,
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It wasn't even good moaning(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:55,
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SECOND-HAND VALIDATIONI'm grateful for her contribution frankly. Am actually going to properly get behind this, fuck all happens around here so a spot on the local news is virtually guaranteed. Then I can milk my tawdry celebrity for all it's worth and blag the occasional job opening new branches of Aldi.
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Link me up bro(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:30,
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Best: 'my dog' bought me a mothers' day card and a gift voucher.Worst: it's over and I have to do some work today. Sad times.
Alt: we've got a nice young man coming to see us on Saturday to bring us a free HD box.
Bit early to start drinking, isn't it?
Yes, but I have to line up a few of them to see all of me.
I know. I disgust me, too. That's why I cut myself.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:47,
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how did your dog manage to buy you a card and a gift voucher?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:48,
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kind of cheapens it somewhat.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:53,
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I have £10 to spend in WaterstonesWhat should I buy?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:55,
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I'm going to go out on a limband suggest 'a book'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:56,
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Or two £5 gift vouchers.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:02,
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ask for a refund and buy something better than a book.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:59,
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It's never too early to start drinkingNo spirits before 12 though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:49,
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I never start on spiritsThat's just plain silly
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:51,
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You're destined to die childless and alone.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:51,
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I think she'a actually planned this, AB.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:57,
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But hang on AB, from the looks of the above she's already give birth.To a DOG. It's like a kind of reverse Omen.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:57,
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Hey.If you feed it and pick up its shit, you're entitled to call yourself its parent.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:01,
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If you say so.I say it's creepy and freakish, myself.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:04,
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Her Mother does suck cocks in hell, it's true(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:06,
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So the graffiti is true after all. (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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Best: Good food and beerWorst: Little tangle having a sleepover then the feckless parents not collecting their bastard offspring soon enough the following day.
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Heavy drinking.
Nope, I've already drunk it.
Dunno, who cares?
That's fair.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:53,
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Morning sporto.How are your new house woes?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:56,
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Lessening somewhatI now have a 99% complete front room, bar a tiny bit of polyfilla and some paint. I'll do this tonight.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:07,
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That's because they were sitting there going"what, some other sucker has our evil spawn overnight? Score, let's hit the meths"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:59,
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One of them even fucked off out of the city for the night.I was stuck with her son until 4pm.
That's not sporting.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:01,
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Oh, that is a bit underhand.I'd just have thrown it onto the streets.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:02,
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I'd have Bulgered the little cunt, no probs.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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Drinking paint's too good for him.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:31,
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The answer to all of these is"your mum"
even the pint/mirror one.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:58,
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Hardcore gaming question...What do you gamers think about the new SimCity. I want it... but then I'll be saying it's ok for EA to fuck things up so much with their always on DRM. can't be arsed to pirate it... I don't know what to do...
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well dull.buy something fun.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:00,
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If this actually worries you enough that you don't know the solutionthen the solution is inevitably to kill yourself.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:00,
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It's an interesting dilemma that goes outside of just Hardcore gaming.EA has made it so that you can only play the £45 game if you connect to it's servers, it also didn't make enough servers. So for the first three days after buying the game most people couldn't use what they bought.
This sort of buisness practice shouldn't be encouraged... but I wanna play it.
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It's people like you and me that're letting corporations get away with shit like that.On the one hand that whole "you don't get to keep what you have bought unless we can watch you" thing is well shit. On the other hand, it's a new SimCity game :(((((
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Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:07,
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If I could be bothered with all the shit involved in repacking etcI'd pirate it. I pirated spore due to that.
Maybe I should just ignore everything sim city related and forget about it for a month or so.
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I quite want to have 16 little cities in an area all specialised in different things.(, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:14, Reply)
I really dislike DRM. Fine, if it's expansions or whatever.But it usually isn't. It's usually stuff that should been in the game on fucking release.
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Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:22,
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Or is in the game, but they deliberatly block it.The amount of DRM that is already on the disk is ridiculous.
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So you can't play the game offline at all?This is why I stopped playing computer games entirely years ago.
that, and actually interacting with real human beings is much, much better use of the pathetically short time we all have on this planet, but meh.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:11,
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Nope, and if EA decide to turn off the servers in 2/5/8 years timeyou'll never be able to play it again. It's a right cunt.
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You should just get it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:00,
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:05,
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I bought it last night. Seems alright.Not sure it's better than 4, mind.
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Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:01,
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I never played 4 to be honest.So I might just get that on Steam, if I can fucking get steam working.
Did you have any access problems with it?
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I have a controversial opinion about this,in fact I think it's too controversial to post here. Kids read this site, you know.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:04,
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It's about enforcing a licensing modelin which you no longer own anything, you just pay for a license to use it, which can be withdrawn at any time without your agreement or control.
See also Amazon (Kindle), Microsoft, Apple, etc.
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It's an outmoded business model /ac(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:15,
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Would you like to buy vinyl, that you could only access through the internet from Sony vaults where they have a number of record players. You can listen to the music, but only when the record players are working and only as long as Sony decide to keep them playing that record.
That's basically the same thing. It's a fuck the customer attitude.
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I'm pretty sure I can use my Kindle and most Apple things I ownregardless of what they are connected to, though. I see what you mean, but there's no removal of actual functionality for being offline in those cases.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:17,
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No, but if Amazon suspect any irregularity in your accountthey wipe your Kindle next time it connects and don't ask why.
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is it turquoise with pink stripes and a hamster motif?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:18,
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oh dozerit's like you WANT people to point and laugh
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:21,
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but carnationsworst of all teh garage forecourt flowers.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:27,
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I'm sorry, what's wrong with a man wearing a purple tie with pink flowers on it, exactly?(
Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:31,
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A man with feet longer than his legs, to boot.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:35,
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It's to disguise the other flower that squirts water if you get too near to it. (, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:39, Reply)
actually, the girls in the office really like it, as do I, so ner.(, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:39, Reply)
You're the nice, non-threatening boy in the officethat they all think's probably a fruit.
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Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:45,
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I meant that I withhold my labour from my employers, with the backing of my union.(, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:55, Reply)
now nownot everyone shags their office colleagues, you know...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:56,
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+ other(to go between "the" and "girls" for the brians amongst you)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:48,
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what's with all the oranges?i don't get it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:18,
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Gig on Saturday was superbAll of Saturday was, really. Few pints, great gig, went out for a few pints with friends afterwards.
Sunday was pretty pish, hungover and sore all day.
Alt: Off to London on Saturday, should be good.
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Fuck you.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:32,
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I'm on hold with the shitty mobile company.Their "all our advisors are helping other customers" message is repeated every 5 seconds. It's fucking infuriating.
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This is one of the main woes of movingHaving to talk to customer services for every DD payment
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:04,
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I've failed to reach the 200 posts markSomeone start a new thread please
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:03,
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I had my birthday surprise this weekend, even though it's three weeks before my birthdayThe wife had organised my parents to come and babysit and she got tickets to see Matilda in that there London and we had some amazing sushi for dinner before hand.
And England were fucking terrible on Sunday, but we still won so as long as beat the Welsh I'll be happy.
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It's a brilliant musical.And I don't think kids would enjoy it as much since the story isn't all that nice and a lot of the jokes would go over their heads.
Plus my kid is 4 months old, it doesn't even know what its feet do, it's unlikely to appreciate a musical.
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You don't think kids would enjoy a Roald Dahl story?Fair enough a four month old would get nothing from it.
Little tangle loved it.
I didn't.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:10,
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The Roald Dahl story is good for kidsbut the stage show added in a bit of a different sub plot and made some jokes about vaginas.
I can't wait to read my kid Roald Dahl.
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I don't remember any vagina jokesBut then I do tend to snooze through a lot of these things.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:12,
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Studies have shown babies can appreciate music even while still in the womb.However a child does tend to interfere with adults being able to relax and enjoy the theatre.
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I find her to be very competetively priced.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:15,
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