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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm sat oppersite some gangster guy on the train who is listening to some reggae music without head phones. I can't concentrate on my book and he has been staring at me without blinking for 6 stops.

Please tell mum that I love her very much if I end up as a jerk chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:39, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Get up in his grill
And call him a bloodclot whilst slapping him 'upside' the head.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:43, Reply)
The following words could be used:
'Ya bamba, gonna give lick upside ye head if ye don stop the eye eye'.

Alternatively, move seats.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:46, Reply)
get your winky out.
The only way to beat a tube weirdo, is to be more of a tube weirdo.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:48, Reply)
He might just fancy you

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:48, Reply)

fancy

kill
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:49, Reply)
Who doesn't?

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100% of the female species, apart from Pickle Fairy.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:53, Reply)
Are we a different species?
I thought we were a different model of the same species...
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You lot with the axe wounds aren't human.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:57, Reply)
Not one week out of every four, we're not.

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4/4

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 20:07, Reply)
:-p

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Offer him a Pringle.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:50, Reply)

Pringle


Blowjob.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:50, Reply)
this reminds me of some wonderful subtitles on a Jamaica new film that had "wosup raasclart"
As "what is going on, bum cloth?"

Technically correct I suppose, but lacking a certain something.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:50, Reply)
bumcloth is an excellent insult

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:55, Reply)
You're still alive then. How's the ski-ing trip with Rory going?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:55, Reply)
well it's all going downhill

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:58, Reply)
WTJTDF

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 20:01, Reply)
Not possible.

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i don't know these modern sayings
something about jeff?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 20:05, Reply)
Evening, Bumcloth!
How's you?
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wassup bumcloth!
I'm not bad. I got tea and I'm inside and the snow is outside. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:58, Reply)
Stranger^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:59, Reply)
Even stranger ^

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i am normaller

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 20:00, Reply)
yeah, not bad, ta.
Just watching University Challenge, and thinking about whether I want any tea.
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how many questions did you get right
was it more than the contestants?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 20:02, Reply)
It's only just started!
However, I did go to the pub quiz on my own last night, because Himself was ill.
Six other teams, none smaller than four contestants, and I totally fucking won.
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good work
I may or may not be off to mine in a mo. We won't win
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 20:05, Reply)
WTB

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?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 20:06, Reply)
WT = Worse Than

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fair enough
in that case, yes I am. My quizzing skills are poor and the quiz hard
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