Pate has no place in a sandwich you beast

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:15, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

But the only other thing in the fridge for making sandwiches is cheese.
And I can't eat cheese.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:17, Reply)

why the fuck not? Court order or something?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:19, Reply)

teh shits

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Cheese gives me gonz guts.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:20, Reply)

why?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:21, Reply)

I have no idea.
I just know that it does. So does butter, which is unfortunate.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:23, Reply)

but not margarine? that's well weird.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:45, Reply)

because Y is a crooked letter
and you'll never put it straight.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:23, Reply)

this just gets worse

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Such a shame there aren't buildings filled to the gunwhales with food,
all of which the owners are happy to give you in exchange for a small fee.

That would be really cool wouldn't it?

OR JUST HAVE PATE ON TOAST WHICH IS FINE, YOU HELM.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:19, Reply)

If you has two pieces of toast you could make a sandwich

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:22, Reply)

But pate is not suitable for sandwiches.
DO KEEP UP.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:24, Reply)

where does an open sandwich fall in all of this?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:26, Reply)

on the floor, face down
obviously
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Between two stools, as they say.
The pate needs to be on a crunchy base - toast or crackers. The toast cannot be hot, either. I don't make the rules Gluey but I sho' nuff stand by 'em.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Oh god, hot toast with paté is a NO.
Fo sho.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:30, Reply)

i had pate rolls for lunch. made by my own fair hand.
s'esly.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Liar.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:28, Reply)

It's coincidence day, so it must be true.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:30, Reply)