I don't mind pressure, but I need to do things in some sort of order.
I can do 3 orders at a time on a busy night, and did more as a younger man. It's what you train yourself to do isn't it? But, at some stage, like anything, it can get too much, and you fall in to the cellar and crack your collar bone.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:00, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I want a cellar.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:01, Reply)

weedfarmlolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:02, Reply)

You'd have a cellar top.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:03, Reply)

Hahahaha.
I kill you.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:04, Reply)

I've not been to the boozer in ages.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Better than a Fosters top
I just want to point out that I'm not mocking Stunned for his choice of "topping" a pint, if it keeps his carpets urine-free then good for him. But there's no excuse for Fosters. Not in this lifetime, not in the next.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)

He's such a shandy-drinking poof.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:07, Reply)

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( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Stunned has been known to order an R Whites top.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:07, Reply)

In secret?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Cinzano Bianco Top
That gets my knickers down.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)

I really fucking wish West Ham had a player called Richard Whites to allow me to make a shit pun
In lieu of such a footballer, I'm left with explaining my shit pun, which is pretty poor, all things considered.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)

I liked it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Never mind.
You pleased with the return of King Billy?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:11, Reply)

You wouldn't believe mate
It also means my planned one-man pilgrimmage to Ashton Gate, intended to "convince" SO'D to return to The Capital with me (well, in the boot of my hire car), is off. You're welcome.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Shame you aren't heading west.
SOD is doing a good job at the Gate, although I fear it's too late to avoid the drop.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Not yet it's not mate
As long as he doesn't bear the brunt, should you go down, he'll bring you right back up next year. Great manager.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:17, Reply)

they're horrid things.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:05, Reply)

This
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9cMHmdN0pA
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)

I've done exactly that.
Well, not exactly, I'm not a fat woman, but the falling down the hatch thing. It really really hurts.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:13, Reply)