dammit
actually what is the opposite of a pest?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:47, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I'm not sure, within the context it's being used here
but a quick google for antonyms gave me "aid" or "help" which is ... apt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Oh god, you've totally cybered.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)

I'd never cheat on you with another online lover.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Oops, soz
Rather given the game away down there.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)

you heartless bastard
I was trying to let him down gently.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Oh yeah that's it, now call me a 'fucking whore'
Mmmm
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)

We've all cybered with badger.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)

if you need help to have sex
you've got bigger problems than sex
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Hey, badger's the one that let it slip.
Don't you get stroppy with me. I just hope his wife never finds his phone, that's all I'm saying.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)

haha i love the badger but he's far too much of a man of science
it would go like this:

swipe: oh badger you make me so wet
badger: technically it's not wet it's blah because stimulation of the blah gland blah blah the blah...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)

uh-huh

( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)

that was a direct copy and paste from my phone ACTUALLY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)

uh-huh

( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:17, Reply)

My wife uses my phone
and my laptops.

I'd be fucking rubbish at an affair, I'd be found out in seconds.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)