Alt: The gush.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:41, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

*shudder *

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)

He was just twenty kilos when he died. That is maybe about as big as two or three squirrels. And when they cremated him, they couldn't burn his testicles.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Snapped your banjo string?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:45, Reply)

don't ask, you don't want to see it.
It still makes me feel funny thinking about it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:46, Reply)

I've seen the Gush close up, and it's not pretty. A guy just gets locked into an ejaculation that doesn't stop until he's dead
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:47, Reply)

It goes red, and then it turns black, and that's when you'd better watch that you're not piling the pearls into Saint Peter's dress!
No, but it is not funny at all. In the reality perception it is tragic, and that is where it is. That's why I am doing only soft cock porn now. These scenes where you just push it in with your thumb, or a winklepokel, and it is flaccid.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:49, Reply)

It's not much fun, soft cock. It is like trying to tighten up a screw with a maggot. And keeping the lob in a sexy twat... that is very tricky. But I guess in the end, it is beating squirting up your squid to death, yesh?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Exactly how 'close up'?
This bears investigating.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:50, Reply)

I threw ice on his balls... tried to destimulate him with a dog carcass. But he just kept popping the protein.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Mindgush

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)

And he died?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:58, Reply)

He was just twenty kilos when he died. That is maybe about as big as two or three squirrels. And when they cremated him, they couldn't burn his testicles.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Indeed.
You can eat all day and all night, but you can't keep up when you're shooting the moisturiser like a fucked up oilrig.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Badger threw ice on his balls... tried to destimulate him with a dog carcass. But he just kept popping the protein.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)

*thunderous fives*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Raging Speedhorn were pretty fucking awful.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:47, Reply)