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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I this why women "squirt"?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:03,
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12 years ago)
Every time a woman in my office walks past I am automatically picturing them with water running down their legs.
This is not good.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:05,
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you have a bath in your office?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:07,
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Doesn't everyone?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:07,
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In most workplaces they call that 'a sink'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:08,
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And what are the voices telling you to do?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:08,
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I'm too busy trying not to laugh to listen to them.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:08,
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That Mumsnet crowd are no better than beast of the field.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:14,
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Yeah, that's why you love 'em, you slag.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:16,
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They're probably easier to housetrain than you, though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:18,
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