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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You have done both so I think it's OK for you to abstain.

(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:22, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
How very dare you?
I have never lezzed up.

Not saying I'm ruling it out, mind. But still, not with Deirdre.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:23, Reply)
Calm down, Chinny.

(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Just imagine those massive spectacles mangling against your quivering thighs.
Oh boy oh boy!
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Don't stop...

(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:25, Reply)
I reckon she'd put on her 1980s bubble perm wig for you to grab at.

(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:28, Reply)
I'd steam her glasses RIGHT up.

(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:29, Reply)
She could play her like a vuvuzela

(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:25, Reply)
Flaps would vibrating like a cicada's hindquarters.

(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:26, Reply)
"Oh baby, don't stop, oh baby"
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRK
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:27, Reply)
You mean
Hoh-hee-hoh-hee-hnnnnnnnnnnnnnrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:28, Reply)
I bet none of you can stand up now.

(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:28, Reply)
I am standing on my desk glad handing the stiffest erection I have had in many a year.

(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:29, Reply)
A diamond cutter, if you will.
the hardest erection known to man
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:35, Reply)
It's harder than that.

(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:38, Reply)
But not as hard as Badmons Dukaz

(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Harder.

(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:43, Reply)
not without the help of a small crane

(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:29, Reply)
Snap!

(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:30, Reply)
Did the crane break?

(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:30, Reply)
Stop laughing and call the fire brigade.

(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:31, Reply)

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