Why do people get pissy when they come into work and I'm not all
"GOOD MORNING, HOW ARE YOU? DID YOU HAVE A LOVELY EVENING, MY IT'S SO WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU"

When I'm both busy and don't actually like them all that much. They're work colleagues. Sit down, shut up, do your work, fuck off and then die. Thanks.

As for the rest of this thread, petrol prices and alcohol will go up and up and up not because the government are trying to save us from ourselves, but because they think they can get more money off a captive market.
( Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:25, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

becuase you said "Sit down, shut up, do your work, fuck off and then die. Thanks" outloud?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Or merely have a face that makes it abundantly clear that is what you are thinking without you having to utter a word?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:28, Reply)

This is a curse many of us have to bear.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:29, Reply)

This is a bear many of us have to curse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Wot a cunt.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:40, Reply)

This is precisely my problem.
I am incapable of restraining my expression or, in fact, the tone of my voice.
( Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Me too, old chap. It's one of the reasons my boss hates me.
My contempt for him is writ LARGE on my face whenever I have to talk to the repulsive little turd.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:37, Reply)

"Asseyez-vous, taisez-vous, faites votre travail, allez vous faire foutre et puis mourir. Merci"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:28, Reply)