I'm getting my phone tomorrow!
They sent it to someone else, because they're bent spastics and the order numbers were only one digit out...
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:17, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

But what about the new telly, when do you get that?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:18, Reply)

It gets dispatched after you pay the first bill in full.
I might moan and make sure there's no more fuck ups.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)

What company have you done this through?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)

affordable mobiles
the people I've spoken to on the phone were pretty helpful, but they had no idea there was a fuck up until they got a call from the other guy saying "why have I got two phones?"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

what about the TV?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)

I have 'Funky Gibbon' by the Goodies as an earworm,
I'm eating St Agur on water biscuits as a snack - could these two things be related?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Odd (ie).

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

When I was a kid
I thought Tim Brooke-Taylor's name was Timbrook Taylor.

True story, se'sly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)

I'm varying between the theme from Dangermouse and 'Lily The Pink' today.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Well ooh la la

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Blue cheese is the best thing in the world next to sex in yop pits.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:39, Reply)

what about ANDREW MARR?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)

I don't get this meme

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1826356?highlight=answers-post-1826433 - I think it started here.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)

There you go

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)

It's mindpiss 2.0
One day two posters made the same joke about Andrew Marr within seconds of each other. Thus, when two posters post similarl things, the LOL thing to do is to pitch in with a reference to ANDREW MARR.

IT'S JOLLY FUNNY ACTUALLY
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)

please try to grow up at some point,

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)