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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh look
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21772616
Dave lee Travis has been arrested again.

You know what I'm sick of Saville gate, fucking 70s nonces.

Moving on to something nicer, Did you see NASA have found clay on mars, CLAY that is only made when there's liquid water around. Interesting eh??? xxx
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:46, 143 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Or we can talk about the upcoming budget again if you'd like?

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:48, Reply)
I like Mars chat
also, thanks for this I was blocked from the last thread
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Anything for you.

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)
I thought as much

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)
This guy taught a friend of mine, didn't nonce her up though
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-21752468?SThisFB

Might ask her if she's disappointed.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)
I find IRL people don't generally think that's funny.

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Her sense of humour is darker than most.

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Bet she loves that Gina Yashere then

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)
fuckin loads of my teachers turned out to be nonces
one of them was prolific enpough in the 70's to have a tV program made about him, I guess there was enough evidence to not be libelous, but not enough to prosecute
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I saw that programme! It was called 'Top of the Pops'

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)
hahaha!

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Old teacher of my brothers was too
www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/2012/08/24/former-merchant-taylors-teacher-stephen-freedman-jailed-for-child-porn-images-100252-31686659/
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)
the pedo beard is strong with that one

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Aye, when news of it broke, we were all shocked until we remembered what he actually looked like.

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Speaking of iffy teachers...
b3ta.com/questions/breasts/post719271
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Ewww

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Wait, there's more
www.b3ta.com/questions/professions/post740614
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)
what's with all the people saying this behaviour is fine as long as the girls are 16?

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/professions/post740755 is a classic
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:15, Reply)
oh internet

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Actually no...
.."..He needs to grow up a bit, and find a real girl.

As for the torch lighting KKK brigade, check out your own past posts. There's a saying about people in glass houses................

Two wrongs don't make a right, and that's about all I have to say on the subject.'
is much better.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)
oh FFS

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)
fucking hell

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)
The thing that really baffles me is how many people will willingly admit to this sort of stuff on a public forum.

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)
I'm beginning to wonder if "secret naked PE" was a lesson at other schools too

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)
No and the "ball in the hoop game" was just you as well

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Clay's not unexpected. They know water was, and still is on Mars.
Would've been more surprising if they'd not found it.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Yeah, this is "Bill Clay" though

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Ah well thats a different matter then

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)
If that is his real planet

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Or if they had found some kind of oak flooring

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)
This sort of clay is only made with neutral or slightly alkaline water.
Any evidence of water they've found before could have been so strongly acidic life couldn't exist.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)
could you use it to erotically "throw" a pot on a spinning wheel with a pixie haircutted Demi Moore between your legs?

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)
In ond of the few times I will ever try to make a serious point
One of the ings that has annoyed me about the whole Saville gate thing, is simply the assumption of guilt. Part of the whole basis of the justice system is you are innocent until tried and porven guilty. Now it may well be that Saville was a nonce (it is almost certain) but it has become a fact before definative proof. The same can be said for teh other noncey bastards.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)
suspects shouldn't be named until offcially charged

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Exactly, apart from anything else they can then use the defence
of an unfair trial due to the exposure.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Ian Watkins is currently suffering from this
It is a bit fucked up.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)
At least i'll stop them making "music"

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Every cloud an all that

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Yeh but he wanted to fuck a baby
and we all know its true, just look at to noncey prick
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)
If indeed they've really found clay.

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)
*Bill high-fives*

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1897365
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:50, Reply)
I hope DLT gets elected as Pope

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)
The Hairy Pontiff

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)
hahaha

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)
lol
he has the face to be Pope I reckon, not sure what other qualifications you need
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)
A penchant for buggering small kids?

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)
well quite

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Well played sir...

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)
hahahaha
'I like this'
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)
I've still got Blackburn for my Paedo Bingo

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Daniels *taps nose*

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)
He may like ten years inside.
Not a lot.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Ha. nice
When you're showering, "every second counts".
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)
My oh my

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)
'a little bit of magic in his cellmate's eye'

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:16, Reply)
It'll give Debbie more time to spend with her alsations.

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)
+peanut butter

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Fucking hell
Rather glad I don't work here...
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Hells bells

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)
In other news.
Sarah Greene's pool table was only 14 years old.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)
9 balls though

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)
tee hee

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)
I'm getting my phone tomorrow!
They sent it to someone else, because they're bent spastics and the order numbers were only one digit out...
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:17, Reply)
But what about the new telly, when do you get that?

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:18, Reply)
It gets dispatched after you pay the first bill in full.
I might moan and make sure there's no more fuck ups.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)
What company have you done this through?

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)
affordable mobiles
the people I've spoken to on the phone were pretty helpful, but they had no idea there was a fuck up until they got a call from the other guy saying "why have I got two phones?"
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)
what about the TV?

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)
I have 'Funky Gibbon' by the Goodies as an earworm,
I'm eating St Agur on water biscuits as a snack - could these two things be related?
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Odd (ie).

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)
When I was a kid
I thought Tim Brooke-Taylor's name was Timbrook Taylor.

True story, se'sly.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)
I'm varying between the theme from Dangermouse and 'Lily The Pink' today.

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Well ooh la la

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Blue cheese is the best thing in the world next to sex in yop pits.

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:39, Reply)
what about ANDREW MARR?

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)
I don't get this meme

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1826356?highlight=answers-post-1826433 - I think it started here.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)
There you go

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)
It's mindpiss 2.0
One day two posters made the same joke about Andrew Marr within seconds of each other. Thus, when two posters post similarl things, the LOL thing to do is to pitch in with a reference to ANDREW MARR.

IT'S JOLLY FUNNY ACTUALLY
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)
please try to grow up at some point,

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Just got back from taking two clients out for dinner
One of which is an American, after eating he wanted to know if we knew a good fish and chip shop, he’s now sat in the canteen stuffing his face with large fish and chips and a can of diet Pepsi.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Where did you go for "dinner"

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)
The Royal

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I MEANT WHICH TIME ZONE YOU MEAL NAMING SPASTIC

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Time zones can GTF
If it has three courses it's Dinner fuck the time
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
NO.

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Mind you, 'Christmas Dinner' is at lunchtime.
I MEAN EH, DO WOT?
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Wedding breakfasts are in the afternoon or evening.

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)
I'm suprised your autist mind could deal with this

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)
I dull the pain by choking down free champagne.

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:45, Reply)
I couldn't drink because I was driving
The Fuckers had a pint whilst waiting for the table,two bottles of wine during the meal and coffee and shorts at the end :(
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:46, Reply)
who has shots at lunchtime?
aside from scarpe that is
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)
I would always finish lunch with cognac if I could.

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:50, Reply)
So would I
Cries
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)
WTN
Shorts not shots
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:55, Reply)
The world's gone mad, I tell you! MAD!!!

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)
I think you meant to type lunch, not dinner.
Moron.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)
YEAH THAT

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I think you menat ANDREW MARR you ghastly prole

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Yes I menat exactly that

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Just wanted to see if that worked
imgur.com/JTUlW.gif
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:32, Reply)
It did Thanks

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Made my screen flicker.

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)
I hate it when they don't double the length of the animated gif then reverse the second half in order to make it a seemeless flow.

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Gosh me too!

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:39, Reply)
I could watch that for hours

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)
It's no monkey pulling a dogs tail

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)
It is Wednesday though

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)
He he
I get this
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)
It's better, she looks like a mini James Brown

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)
I could imagine Bartleby looking at that
Singing "I feel good"
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)
'I knew I'd get wood'

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)
"I know that I could now"

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)
can't see this, soz

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:45, Reply)
It's a gif of Ben Fogle popping and re-popping the collar of a pink Hackett polo shirt

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:46, Reply)
The man's got class

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Why is Stunned standing on the right?

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:47, Reply)
He thinks he's in the gents

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)
+again

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Bored now, new thread by the time I get back from a fag or I delete this one.

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)

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