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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't like pooing in other peoples' houses. Serious.
If I'm staying somewhere for a few days, I'll usually suggest we go to the pub at some point and then I'll poo there.

Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:18, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Freak.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:19, Reply)
there is a delete button
use it. use it now.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:19, Reply)
It's too late
You are already thinking back to occasions when he has been at your flat and then suggested a trip to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:20, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:21, Reply)
to be fair
i'd a billion times rather he shat in the pub than in my pretty bathroom
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Now I'm picturing him having a dump in the middle of the pub and I can't stop myself

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:30, Reply)
imagine him holding eye contact as he wipes

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:31, Reply)
In the bog, not on the bloody table, you sickos.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:32, Reply)
does it matter where?
monty is now picturing you holding his eyes as you slowly drag the paper over your hairy brown balloon knot.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:35, Reply)
* boke *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:36, Reply)
you've seen his chin
now imagine how hairy his arse must be
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:37, Reply)
* says hello again to breakfast *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:38, Reply)
dude please

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:38, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Pool table

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:38, Reply)

L
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Thanks for that. So am I now.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:32, Reply)
That would explain the colour of his cardigan.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:33, Reply)
too late

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:34, Reply)
We've gone to the pub repeatedly
Never at my suggestion, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:29, Reply)
She could smell your pre-shit-farts

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:31, Reply)
nah
that was just his cardigan
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:32, Reply)
I've grabbed it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:20, Reply)
That's because you like to keep them in freezer bags.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:22, Reply)

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